This cunt needs to

this cunt needs to
STOP
MAKING
EVERYTHING
EXPLODE

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Oh boy, wait till you meet his wife.

I ALREADY DID I'M FIGHTING THE MASTER RANK TEOSTRA RIGHT NOW AND HE KEEPS BLOWING ME UP IN THE TINY WILDSPIRE ARENAS

Do you have blast resistance and fire resistance?

well now I feel foolish

Nigrex

Good luck beating the tutorial i belive in you

filtered by easiest ED, how sad

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That's not Vaal Hazak

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I think I heard/read that most of his explosive attacks deal physical damage despite being blasts?
[spoiler/] Gameconomist?

Vaal is way easier for me

>start Teo quest
>begin fighting him
>see he went Blast Teo
>leave quest and try again until I get Fire Teo

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*walks*

And what is wrong with that? Blasts are physical damage in MH

>equips Stun Res 3
nothin personell, kid...

>he can't count to 90
Do worldbabs really?

Bump

>equips hammer
Nothing personnel kid

I want my semen to explode in his butt!

all attacks have a physical component. it's why gunners always take more damage than grugs despite supposedly having higher elemental resist.

I still remember his archtempered retarded roar combo

I love fighting Teostra. Absolute chimp of a ED. Gets tossed around and beaten over and over by hunters who don't give a fuck

Switch weapons to ice and he’ll never use blast. Iceborne in particular had him be an easy target to farm for postgame with Velkanas weapons.

I've honestly never even had any problem with IB's Teo.

Probably the easiest AT ED desu, hammer ledge-jumping can practically keep him perm-KO/Knocked, none of his moveset is threatening.

Fuck Barioth

>kjarr ice cb on tempered lunastra
>she can't even nova a single fucking time
I bet if her hitzones weren't all absolute fucking garbage the fight would be much more tolerable with regular loadouts since then you could reliably stagger her.

Misspelled Vaal Hazak.

Most of Iceborne has shitzones to justify the use of the cancerous tenderizing mechanic. What a fucking abomination of a ''''''''''feature''''''''''

this fuck has 2 modes, fire mode and blast mode. i think water puts him in blast mode which is harder to deal with and ice puts him in fire mode or vice versa.

Alatreon...PLEASE...I BEG OF YOU!

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