The future of gaming

The future of gaming
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This enrages me somehow.

Is it April 1st again?

was this supposed to be their big "industry changing" announcement?

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Nope.

No, dumbass.

Pretty cool but too expensive

I was gonna make some joke about how the screen's so unusable small that you'd need to use the old GameBoy magnifier attachment, but they actually pitched their own in this very video. This really only has the function of being commemorative merchandise you stick on your shelf than a legit gaming device.

They literally only had to make it slightly bigger than a gb micro to be perfect, but instead made it smaller......

Yes.

What are you guys talking about? Stop overthinking things
All they had to do is make an hdmi out
boom bam problem fucking solved you retards

Literally no it wasn't.

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Stop spamming this you fucking deranged lunatic.

I agree, but remember the thing and its buttons are still small AF

At last, a console for big cock chads.

From google translating the Jap comments, they are all negative as well lol. Sega is truly the dumbest company of all time, I've been saying this in every thread but this company is beyond lost

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April 1st was cancelled because of corona-chan, now that most places are starting to ease off we're free to celebrate

>"Revolution"
>It's a mini console
>it's not even the saturn mini or the dreamcast mini
>it's so tiny it's fucking unplayable
>only has 4 games per "color"

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I like fully functioning tiny things so this is kind of neat to me purely for the novelty factor even if it's a pants on head retarded idea.

Man, the engineering on this must be ridiculous. Fitting so much into so little and still have it playable is no small feat.

That's Sega for you.

This. Think about it, shitdendo needed like 2 years to figure out how to make the shitch lite, and that’s barely smaller than the shitch.
Even PSP Go was much bigger than this, and Sony has the best engineers in the industry, just look at how they embarrassed the entire pc.uck segment before even releasing the PS5

It must haz teh stronkest battery ever created

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>a console remembered for being inconvenient due to running through batteries like nothing
>2020, batteries are no longer an issue
>make it an ergonomic nightmare

what the fuck were they thinking?
would have it killed them to make it bigger? it's just fucking plastic

I'm very disapointed but still find this funny

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Some american will smallow it and sue sega

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>make a toy so small even kids hands would have problems playing it but small enough a kid could fucking swallow it
what the fuck is wrong with sega?

i'm fucking tired of SEGA
fuck that shit, i'm going to NINTENDO now

Cool, now I can give Jack her own sega gamegear for christmas.

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Lets pretend we are outraged and complain about things we dont understand and are ignorant about to fit in
-the underage on Zig Forums

It's ok when nintendo does it
Like, at least 4 times so far I know of

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