Can't play nuffin

I just want to play some goddamned pass time.
I've been queued for like 3 hours now, why can't I just enjoy just one game of pass time WITH 4 engis camping the goal areas.
fuck

play on console if you can, it's less dead than the PC crowd.

I can join some international servers with 250 ping. The real problem is the lack of aus servers and people who don't join when all they see is completely full or completely empty servers.

stop living in a meme hemisphere

Get a bunch of big boats, and tow Australia somewhere else.

>No it fucking isn't, its a distance issue.
Im in perth and can play sudney friends no issue. Literally tha whole country apart. The infrastructure is shit. fukcing liberal boomers stole our fucking internet because they're cheap cunts

Australians are the worst global competitive gamers, ranked awfully close to Indians. Selfish players, stringent metas and stubbornness when situations fall for adapting. They also fall easily for provokes thus overextending + suck balls at precise timing pushes.

>Australians are the worst global competitive gamers
thats probably the best complement imaginable. the best are asian bugmen with no humanity.

I'm aussie and I agree, it's always funny seeing them seethe

Australia is an awful country full of impolite, selfish money worshippers despicable people ugly country

I live here

south hemisphere is best hemisphere, suck a dick northerner cunt.

lmao fuck off

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Hell if I know, I'm having trouble loading more than 25% of an image at a time on this fucking website. Playing games online with other people is a fucking fantasy as far as I can tell.

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So you have a fine connection within the country?

Australian here, I have to agree with you. Even our most top tier players are fucking ass compared to NA/EU, can anyone name a successful Australian eSports player that wasn't in Renegades?

no its still garbage and cuts out and lags

You're changing your story here

Aussie Zig Forums meetup when

thats a cunt of a situation m8

well, you are descendants of criminals after all

Have we had any riots down here?

I know the cross over between people who autisticly grind games and people who buy motorsport games is very small to begin with let alone the over all player pool.
But with that said Australians almost always populate the top of the charts in racing games. I don't mean they are always number 1 just that there is usually a bunch of aussie flags in the top 10.

You don't, you stay on your fucking prison island with your prison servers

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Sorry I only consume Murdoch media, cunt

cronulla

>*drops out of high school and wins 50 million dollars using meme strats*
heh nothin personnel

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That's clearly a chink, cunt.

At least our games are getting cheaper again.

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Australia is a Chinese Territory. The Government sold everything to those slant eye cunts years ago.

He's born in Australia.

I mean ya dude. Have you seen straya? Give it 50 years and it will be as chinese as Canada.