Are cats objectively the worst pet for a gamer?

are cats objectively the worst pet for a gamer?
>meows constantly and needs attention
>climbs on your desk and knocks video games off your shelf
>chews on your gamer cables and causes $100's in damage
>eats your gamer fuel when you aren't looking
>scratches you on the arm and breaks your concentration causing you to die in the game

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cats are fags in general

you've never had a cat, none of those things are true. kittens can be little demons but any well raised mature cat is a chill pet to have

My cat is freaking rad. He brings me dead squirrels and doves all the time.

Imagine describing yourself as "gamer".

This. Cat owners are cucked.

>kittens can be little demons
that's why they're awesome

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I hate that people do this, it's incredibly embarrassing

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Mine brings me possums, iguanas, roaches, fucking bats, she also invites other cats inside.

>t. subhuman ratposter

my cat likes to get in my lap while i play consoles but i have to hold my controller in the air because she doesn't like things resting on her. gives me flashbacks to playing the wii and never being able to rest my arms

I cannot think of anything more cucked than owning a cat. Think about it logically, you are paying money to feed and care for an animal that only tolerates you because it cannot hunt and eat you. It will make your home stink like shit, and everybody who hasn't had to smell it 24/7 can tell. The only thing worse than a woman with a cat is a man with a cat.

my cat's a bit crazy so she'll climb across my desk into my wardrobe to sleep but only when i'm working at it. she can open doors as well.

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holy fucking cope, man.

Cat owners are ultimate copefags, hence your reaction

imagine not taking care of one of God’s critters. Figures you’re so hateful op

If you could own IRL any fictional animal what would it be?

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Sounds like you have a retarded cat.
Mine is well behaved, never meows or climbs on furniture and just bathes, sleeps or plays with her toys most of the time.

>God's critters
If it isn't on a farm, you hunt it or leave it the fuck alone. You don't subsidize the life of a lazy bastard animal that will only make your house and the local environment a shithole.

slime

My cat used to bite my arm when i petted him too much, so I started to answer back by giving him light slaps on the head. He doesn't try to bite me now (he still bites my brother, so I know he still can), but I still know when he starts to get pissed off
Raise your cats better, OP

They still have far more dignity in life than you so fat boy. End it.

Chocobo

>Cat cucks mad
You wonder why women can't help but give you sideways glances

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Owning pets is kinda fucking retarded in general. Unless you need them for an actual purpose like a service animal.

Maybe give your pets attention, you negligent asshole.

What is this expression trying to convey?

How so? Companionship is awesome

Kittens are clingy like that an adult cat will ignore you.

It's an expression to share his blini and smetana with you

Your cat doesn't really give a shit about you user. Sorry, but yeah.

My cats just sleep behind my keyboard. I give them food and water, pet them whenever I get up, and clean their box out a few times a week. ez

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that grey one looks an awful lot like one of mine lol. what breed is it?

I've owned cats and dogs my entire life, dogs are definitely more annoying, loud, and high maintenance.
Cats just want to eat and sleep on your lap. Dogs bark at everything, shit and piss everywhere, stink up your house, are more destructive destroying things worse than cords, and too high energy.
Cats are clearly the more based choice.

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shit cat = shit owner

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>Think about it logically, you are paying money to feed and care for an animal that only tolerates you because it cannot hunt and eat you
> It will make your home stink like shit, and everybody who hasn't had to smell it 24/7 can tell

So by that you mean dogs, right?

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>when you touch a sleeping cat and they make "that" noise

Kinda, but you can teach dogs to do jobs that cats just cant or wont do. Dogs have a history of being useful in exchange for care. I still wouldn't advocate having one lightly.