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Austin Clark
Liam Gray
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKETHAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Aaron Thompson
I never got this pasta. Arnold would fuck anything back in those days, he was testosterone incarnate. I'd rather bang Jamie Curtiss than that old mexican maid he made a son with.
Jackson Garcia
Fucking star trek did this statement better
>of all the stories you told, which were true and which were lies?
>my dear doctor, they were all true
>even the lies?
>especially the lies
Joshua Price
>tries to make a profound statement
>gets it backwards, just stating the obvious
This is why you shouldn't attempt wit in a second language.
Grayson Rodriguez
Girls making phrases: Everything is true, except for the lies
Boys:
Luke Russell
Does Kojima ever proof-read the shit he writes? I like to think the entire of Konami had a searing eye on his back so he wouldn't write this middle school tier writing MGS fanfic.
Matthew Gomez
hehehehehe.... get this...
i'm.. princess BEACH! GET IT!? BEACH!!
Luis Cruz
Who else here is genuinely happy his latest project was rejected?
Normally I'm happy when devs are successful, but Kojima lost his goddamn mind. It's good to see him crashing back down to earth.
Elijah Ortiz
>lost the respect of most people and companies
>sony is angry with him
>his game failed in sales (although he denies it)
>due to this his project was canceled
>in the end he did not create a new genre since it is a walking simulator
I am more than happy for everything that happened to this hack
Levi Butler
Name one other game that is similar to Death Stranding. I’ll wait. Pro tip: You fucking can’t. The Strand genre is unique to Death Stranding, no other games play like it. Unironically a huge feat after decades of gaming progression.
Ethan Harris
Minecraft
Jonathan Flores
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Joseph Gutierrez
absolutely assblasted 8 months later, 5 weeks until PC launch, keep seething
Lucas Taylor
I can make a game where you go around defecating on people. There probably isn't another game like it but that doesn't make me a genius.
Jayden Cooper
>ANOTHER DS seethe thread
im worried about you, OP
Brody Lewis
It's going to be epic when he comes back for Metal Gear Solid 6
Aaron Nguyen
Sony, hire this man!
Jace Cruz
>konami
>making anything but pachinko
Hunter Brown
7
Jackson Carter
4
Kill Black people
Tyler James
Keep calling Hideo Kojima a hack when I never hear a peep from you guys about Snatcher, Policenauts, and Boktai.
Hunter Reed
Whos really seething? Seems its the hackjima drones.
Jose Lewis
ay dios mio el truco en la carne...
Adam Bennett
Me when I understand the intricacies of Lord Hideo’s greatest work
Ryder Richardson
deep...fake
David Anderson
Wow, so powerful
Lucas Evans
>how do we make our game unique?
>let's just do everything you're not supposed to do when making a game, no one's ever done that before
Noah Moore
Everything is true, like Mario and Princess Beach
Ryder Garcia
Fucking Christ that game has better lines than the obviously BLATANTLY melodramatic/catch phrase level shit. Jesus it’s like no one at Sony even fucking played the thing.
Camden Wood
Yeah, like
>mario and princess beach
or
>we are all of us are part of death stranding