H-Hey Tony, you're going to put me in the Pro Skater remake, r-right

>H-Hey Tony, you're going to put me in the Pro Skater remake, r-right

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How do you age 30 years in 10 years???

Being an earthrocker is not easy.

jesus christ

How do you become a fat drug addict is a better question

Ryan's death really just fucked Bam's life up didn't it

Sad thing is it's not the worst he's looked..

Uhh.... That's a shoop right?

p much. but death is a part of life, and at some point you've got to get your shit together and move on.

they should call him ham margera now, because he got fat

>everybody jokes he will turn into Phil back in the day
>he really looks like Phil
Those genes will always get you

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It was always a coin toss of who was going to go downhill faster in the Jackass crew, Bam or Steve-O.

become an addict and you get old as shit real fast

He didn't deserve to be in it in the first place.

My money was actually on Steve-O. But god damn if he didn't turn out to be a full on role model.

>the most fucked up guy in the group is doing the best and enjoys life the most
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Life is weird

What sort of drugs has he become addicted to?
I thought he was just drinking a shit ton.

ABACUS

Will he be in the new Jackass movie?

Dunn was a bad influence on Bam, made him do horrid shit for "entertainment".

Dunn is exclusively to blame for Bam being a shit head, unironically if Bam died tomorrow nobody would cry, he's a douche who unlike steve-o refuses to change and blames Dunn's death for everything.

its been nearly 20 years. once you reach age 25+ you will rapidly age. by the time you're 35 you will look like an old man and you'll have at least 15-20% grey hair.

don't worry it will happen to you as well.

Steve-o's face was the one we remember best, because his reputation precedes him the most. He's the one that captures the spirit of that stupid show, even more than Johnny Knoxville.

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He got so far gone he got forced into help. Bam didn't get far enough gone to get help or noone liked him enough to help him

I think he's referring to Jackass 3 which was 10 years ago. Pic related.

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Just take care of yourself and divorce yourself from stress

There's a reason those old monks talked about detachment so much. It makes you measurably more healthy, just from lack of stress.

But user I'm 37

I remember watching his showing and feeling so envious of his life style.
He was a cunt, but his young life most have been an insane ride.

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i always thought bam's heart wasn't really in it, like he just wanted to be on tv
steve-o had enough strength of character to commit fully to the bit, a person like that will probably end up ok

also steve-o already kinda had a fucked up looking face so it's not like he's gonna look much weirder than he already did when he gets old, that helps too

The death of your best friend, plus a family history of obesity will just about do it.

he wasnt in THPS 1 or 2

Not wanting to deal with Bam is probably why they're only remaking the first two games and not three or four.

skating is so fuckin gay but the vidya was pretty fun

cocaine alcool and taking up the ass..

Steve-O is doing great now, he's clean and healthy and banging girls 20 years younger than he is, he still sounds like hell though

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I'm 30 turning 31 in a month and get told by most people I look around 21-24

>had enough strength of character to commit fully to the bit
That was the drugs and alcohol user.

your best friend dies in a tragic accident
your other friend turns his life around and moves on without out

ride on board with wheels
go up slope, down slope
this makes them millions

Shit is retarded

I'm 41 years old and the only gray hairs I have are on my beard, and there's only a few (all arranged in the same patch.) My wife wants to dye a strip of my hair in the front gray to match it because she thinks I'll look anime or something.

My former neighbor is 73 and he looks MAYBE 45 (but he's black, so that definitely helps.)

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He just needs to lose weight. He says weight keeps him from skating and doing fun stuff he used to. At this point just get lipo and start at square 1 again and just skate

>Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I wear a catheder all day because I broke my penis

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I fucking hate tattoos and think they're retarded.
But I kind of want to get this tat in honor of Dunn.

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Men can look like in their mid-20s at 50 years old if they take care of themselves.

Unless you're a woman, in which case you're crashing into the wall with no survivors.

Most of the shit that makes you rich outside of working in finance or getting really lucky tend to be kind of stupid when you actually think about it.

I don't know how he avoided getting like Hepatitis Q at minimum back in the day.

It's karma for slapping his dad's belly all those years while he was sleeping, now he's morphed into Phil and his kid can do it. The circle of life.

Wee Man pretty much looks the same still

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Most of Knox injuries are linked to his problem of not been able to hold a conversation

He was fucked already he just tried to use that as an excuse

>42 years old
>no one believes me when I say I'm that old
Having a stressless job and no life worries probably has kept me from experiencing the rapid aging non-sense. I would say my diet as well, but that would be an outright lie.

>in honor of Dunn.
He is the last person anyone should be honoring. He got himself and his passenger killed in a fiery blaze because he drove drunk. I don't give a fuck who he was, you don't honor that. Two lives were cut short including his own by something extremely preventable because of him.

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Well, there is always risk with those things, possibly death.
That's what people are willing to pay and watch for life and health risking, things they would never do themselves.

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Come on Bam I can't get my dick sunked i got work in da mornin!

Good Mexican dwarf genes I guess.

kek he's not in it is he? it was in 3 or 4 if i remember. they had shopping cart minigames and shit for him, none of that shit was in 1 and 2

He was funny though, you fuckin faggot ass weeb

It's crazy just how much Jackass directly ripped off from The Tom Green Show.
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>tfw my favorite stuns are those small very stupid ones like the Antiquing prank or the Mianus video tour

that wasn't a very good trick

Also in Mortal Kombat.

christ he still looks awful

i could be wrong but i think i read that he always had problems with booze but that his death sent it to overdrive

Now that I think about it. Why didn't he just get his Dad Lipo after all the MTV stuff was done?

that's pretty much every sport, when you simplify it like that they all sound fucking autistic, but then you try and replicate what they do and you realize that they're really fucking good at it, thus why they're famous and paid for it

Do I have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker?

Return to Mianus is still one of the funniest things I've seen them do.

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