>2025
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some halo 2k2024
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "BLACK LIVES MATTER!"
>"Black lives matter"
>"ERROR! Please make a donation to the NAACP"
>reach into my wallet and make a small $19.99 donation to the NAACP
>bank account is nearly empty after reparation tax started
>already donated 14 times today
>hit enter and and grumble out "I'm sorry for being white"
>xbox does nothing
>i take a knee
>"Connecting to verification server"
>...
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up halo 2k2024
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! Racism detected!"
>another white person walked into the room
>"Adding another non-POC to your reparation fee, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock please make another donation to the ADL"
>last $20 until I overdraft my bank account and have to pay the bank a fee
>"WARNING, OUT OF DONATION FEES, a small loan has been made out to you and interest will be charged to you"
>painfully hit enter and wait for the fee to process
>"RACISM DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE RACE AWARENESS ACTIVITY TO CONTINUE!"
>a #BlackLivesMatter ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick4
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"I sure am sorry for being white, and I want to make things right"
>throw up on self
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE MAKE #BLACKLIVESMATTER DONATION TO CONTINUE"
The Future of Gaming
you are so incredibly stupid
I hate that this is the kind of shit that makes me laugh now
We're living in the dystopian future, this is the only thing we can laugh about.
Thanks OP, i got a hearty chuckle.
>this cant be real
>look it up
>it is
DAS RITE WHYTEY
This is just the beginning. Expect every triple A company to take their servers offline when some nigger gets shot. Or mandatory rainbow flags and tranny flags during pride month. Registered Republican? Sorry, you can’t purchase this product. The precedent has been set for all of this.
As i said in a previous post... It's all coming back
Fuck I missed these threads
When this is over let's have our own riot but exclusively to kill the PR people and CEOs of these companies instead of random innocent people and their property.
>republicans have the power to stop this
>they do nothing
>Tranny Poz my Dick Off 3: Agender Empire Strikes Back
>Rainbow Acceptance Child Drag Queen Simulator
>Destroy all Dicks 2: Rectum Pharaoh Returns
>HIV+ Tag Tournament (Featuring Crash Bandicoot)
>Super Equality Rumble
>HRT Valley (Translated from Hebrew)
>DOOM: Piss Earth (with collectable Funko Pop depicting iconic ‘Gloryhole Kill ‘QTE from the game!)
Why are Western games like this?
Based and graphicspilled
>the majority of these problems happen in democrat-controlled (usually for decades, even) cities, with democrat governors, all of which have oversight and ability to appoint police chiefs, DA's, etc
>somehow successfully blame the president and every other random retard under the sun, for something they have no control over
It's definitely a good way to get people to notice the issues.
so i take it you will have no problem kneeling for me, white boi?
kek
nah this is gold your stupid
>every company has to make an ebin twitter post about this or they'll be labelled as racist
I truly hate the world we live in.
Cringe
>this is what trumplets unironically believe
the original was a hundred times funnier because it didn't try to push politics into everything
or you know, just press 'A' to start and stop fantasizing
>>the majority of these problems happen in democrat-controlled (usually for decades, even) cities, with democrat governors, all of which have oversight and ability to appoint police chiefs, DA's, etc
factually incorrect
Why is being a fucking commie/marxist/socialist homo a cult like way of thinking? I dont remember actual commies being this fucking gay in history and actually having balls to take what they want.
Niggers are just stealing so they dont count.
What game is this?
Yea take a knee and suck this BBC whitecuck if you wanna play your gay games.
i'm exempt of this if i'm not white?
I mean seriously these are GAME companies the protests are irrelevant to them yet they do THIS?
sounds like the free market at work
do you hate the free market?
are you a commie?
factually correct, actually.
It does, of course, help that the majority of black people live in bigger cities, though.
In what way?
That was unironically pretty funny, thanks for the laughter.
nobody has to and no one will notice if a dev doesn't
Kill yourself
Asian here. Why is this shit being forced? My community don't even care about BLM and we don't like ghettos.
ENOUGH WITH THE MUTTS
This is from Microcuck. They pushed an xbox update that includes this message for EVERY unit.
>2k2024
dumb underage nigger
do you have any proof to back up your claim?
There needs to be a way to filter the cum guzzling newfags who dont know this copypasta.
But it's true