What controller has the best dpad? For me its the VITA

There's an ass thread already here

i''ve been awake for 5 hours and already had 4 cups of coffee

Coffee is alright

The answer is the Vita.
If someone could hack together a Switch Pro Controller that replaces the godawful D-pad with the Vita's, and maybe adds analogue triggers, you'd have the best controller ever made.

I've been awake for 48 and have had about 8 cups. I'm just waiting for the stroke at this point.

enjoy your diarrhea retard

what's a diarrhea retard?

When I was like 10 years old a teacher in school told us that coffee was bad and addictive and it's cons outweighed it's pros. So instead of transitioning to drinking coffee at that age like most other people, I kept drinking just cold milk, so I never got used to coffee. Now I'm 22 and I only drink coffee with friends.
Feels good.

Stop making me horny you fucking asshole

youll find out in the next hour

Xbox one controller.

Braaaaap

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>step out of room
>older sister is on all fours with her ass pointed at a camera tripod
>look at her
>"what? fuck off, weirdo"
>ok

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built for MBC (My big cock)

Girls with big asses are meant for anal sex.

>an user
>big cock
nope

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fuck off thirsty tranny I'm not posting my monster cock even if you beg me to.

ok, maybeI will if you beg.

Give her a hard buttfuck.

Literally me.

Made for AAC. user's Average Cock.

I have a friend like this. Late 20s and still no license, over the years all friends abandoned him.

>3D shit
come on man.

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Adults shouldn't drink milk.

>enter thread
>right-click
>save as(s)
>leave thread
From now on, I will do this, without rplying. And I advise all of you to do the same.
Stop the coomer catastrophe.

fuck off incel transphobe