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Bowser if he real
Bentley Gray
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Ryan Davis
That turtles probably older then the person taking the video.
Lincoln Cook
fucking epic, dude
Justin Ward
Can turtles show affection?
Dominic Rivera
More than women are capable of
Jaxon Sullivan
Put it in a trunk with your wife and see which one shows affection when you let it out
Dylan Gray
Turtles can't suck my dick though
...can they?
Isaiah Watson
user rocks are on that list as well as fictional characters and plants. Be specific. My doggo died and after a month I feel lonely and I need a new pet. I hear Turtles live for a while and so do Parrots but I wouldn't even know how to begin to wrap my head around Parrot care.
Wyatt Campbell
Turtles seem like bros, but trust me you don't want a fucking bird
They can be really sweet or they can be absolute fucking menaces that bite the shit out of you. And either way, they make a TON of noise so if you value peace and quiet you're fucked
Ryan Richardson
Birbs are terrible pets
They will shit all over you own
Literally
Justin Long
Noted.
Carter Hernandez
wish i was a pet turtle desu
>sit around
>move a lot
>get to wear cool costumes
>eat food
>sleep
sounds cool
Jack Lopez
I have a turtle. He eats all my tomatoes I'm growing in the garden, but it's cute.
Leo Collins
Sold. Im getting a turtle. Any like...veteran turtle care tips I guess?
Jaxon King
What if your turtle outlives you and must face the same pain you felt when your dog died except his human died and now he has to find a new one
Ryder Collins
Dunno. By that point I guess id leave his care to a relative.
Elijah Wilson
That's a tortoise.
Jose Martin
That's an autist
Lucas Wright
NINTENDO
HIRE THIS MAN
Asher Price
Mario Zig Forums memes are the absolute fucking worst. I genuinely hope you all get COVID.
Jayden Rodriguez
user if he mad
Sebastian Price
Liam Ortiz
user if he mad
Daniel Wright
user if he mad
Justin Diaz
You have COPEVID
Leo Watson
holy shit those streets look clean as hell
Logan Hernandez
No
Reptiles have no emotion
If a snake was big enough it would kill its owner
Joseph Diaz
user if he mad
Gavin Jackson
Blake Cruz
Mario ir he real
Noah Sanders
user if he mad
Juan Diaz
reptiles pets look cool and cute but the interaction you could get from them always seems so low
Alexander Parker
Leo Brown
Why not get another animal instead of a boring turtle? Like you know....a hydra?
Robert Cruz
Jaxson Davis
Asher Gonzalez
Of course not you fucking retard
Camden Allen
Juan Martin
He's gonna get you.
Colton Clark
KING OF THE KOOPAS
Mason Carter
They eat lettuce and tomato, need a lot of space and a garden where they can move and hide in winter.
They shit a lot.
They can bite but only if you are mean to them.
Gavin White
destroyed
Charles Thomas
Nigga that's a dinosaur
Michael Campbell
Jackson Cruz
Can't tell it's size
Jordan Wright
>dumbass /an/ fags again
At least you're shilling a cool animal this time instead of a filthy ugly fucking sewer rodent.
Jose Cox
No.
I have a 45yo african (moroccan?) turtle in my garden. When im resting or doing gardening shit wearing my flip flops that fucking thing always try to eat my toes. I already have several scars. Dumb motherfucker, that thing doesnt die
Christian Cruz
pene
Andrew Robinson
Eli Hernandez
lewd
Andrew Powell
>grow so old that everything and everyone you've known dies before you do
Leo Williams
OwO
Asher Cox
Are they easy to care for?