If a bunch of anons got teleported into Mario 64, could they beat the game?

If a bunch of anons got teleported into Mario 64, could they beat the game?

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We could brute strength a lot of the battles, but jumps are still a problem. Unless we build human bridges and ladders, that is.

None of us would be strong enough to so long gay Bowser

What would happen after Peach is finally free?

Not alone, no. But how many of us are there?

mario 64 multiplayer with real life physics when?

She lets you choose to either stay and live in the castle or return home to Earth.

We hold a memorial service for all the anons that died along the way.

However many posters this thread gets.

That depends on what happens when you die, do you get thrown out of the painting or do you fucking die?

By then we would probably be so sick of the turtles and chestnut monsters we'll want to eat a more succulent delicacy

Like Peach's ass

How the fuck would we deal with the underwater levels?

I like it.

+1

We only need 70 stars, only need to do the underwater levels that don't require holding your breath too long.

Do coins replenish our health? Can we use water to regain it fully? What rules apply to us here?

as long as you have 1-ups you are okay

You fucking die

gang rape

Reminder that collecting a star is required to exit a level, and that anons need to keep physical contact with each other while collecting a star to tp together. If there aren't any stars left in the level then you're stuck there forever

we will not scatter their sorrow to the heartless docks theyll always be with us

fucking kek

I imagined we all counted as one player when it came to stars. Can we not just exit the level manually either way, though? If you jumped into a painting with no stars left you'd be fucked.

just imagine the amount of annons that are gonna end trapped in the paintings forever. eventualy we are gonna need to make some kind of colony in each paint world.

>If there aren't any stars left in the level then you're stuck there forever
Not true, you could just collect a phantom star. A level that has an easy phantom star to collect right away would probably be good for scavenging for supplies. Even just generic stuff like rocks to throw at enemies, or sand/dirt to fill in gaps.

Ok let’s try it. Open your pause menu IRL.

We would have already gang raped every toad, the bunny and yoshi by then

>accidentally presses exit game IRL.

>he doesnt have a pause menu
what a faggot

We can teleport with a star, teleporting without isn't too far-fetched.

Phantom stars are retconned

>Even just generic stuff like rocks to throw at enemies
Why does this just make me laugh so much?

STOP SHITTING IN THE CANNONS HOLY FUCK

You're just making up rules now, mate.

Well I can't shit in the moat or it will contaminate the drinking water.

Being protected by healthbars and 1-ups would be too easy. All we'd have to do is get a bunch of anons to farm lives/coins and hand them out to everyone else. Then you have dozens of immortal humans steamrolling through any obstacle. We could literally just toss our bodies into the lava until we form islands of corpses to make moving around easier. Trouble with a boss? Just kamikaze him until he dies. Tackle Bowser off his platform with like 20 people. It doesn't matter if they lose a life as long as one user remains to collect the star/key.

The real DANTE MUST DIE mode for this would be if none of the cartoony physics applied to us and we were all just regular human beans.

hmmm

Ok. We need a designated shitting room. Suggestions?

>Yoshi
I doubt we will be able to get all 120 stars. Considering levels like the water world with changing water elevation, it's incredibly easy for some chump to troll everyone to prevent progress.

how big is Bowser canonically? I feel like it will be the same case as Charizard, where I thought he towers average people but instead he's a little taller than an average kid.

Do we even need to team up for Koopa the Quick?

I feel any one of us could do the first race

Hazy maze cave's entrance.

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I'd be having hot and passionate sex with her and all you fucks'd be watching and crying.

I'm pretty sure that once someone gets a star either everyone gets kicked or the level gets reshaped/restarted and everyone trapped inside gets erased

I just like the idea of little anons running the risk of being left behind

Shitting Sand Land

>that one autist trying to clip through walls

I love it

Nice

Oh no! A bunch of anons just ate Ukiki and now they have Ebola!

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