The Sword and Shield DLC comes out in 2 weeks!!!

The Sword and Shield DLC comes out in 2 weeks!!!

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And it still won't make the game worth it's base price.

Mary

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True, but the important part is the porn

Why not?

Not all pokemon return for one.
for two this doesn't even equate to the amount of content say XY had to offer at launch.
That and it costs something like $90 for this game and it's DLC. Not including the required bank and home bullshit.
>But the returning monsters are free
Through a broken trading system that used to be broken in older titles that will never net you the pokemon you want.

>doesn't even equate to the amount of content say XY had to offer at launch.
Okay now that's just bullshit. I think you haven't played XY since 2013. That game had nothing in terms of content

lol

Which goes to tell you that SWSH has less than nothing.

Here are a bunch of set pieces you can look at but not enter or do anything with. Now go pokemon battle in a soccer stadium for 3 hours.

It had all the pokemon available at launch for $40 with no DLC. That alone makes it a better game.

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Why did they change her name?
Religious implications?
Name too normal?

>paying $90 when the only thing added to the base game so far are multi battles for the league and some more pokemon and the rest of its gutted self remains the same
Ok

Too plain for western audiences. Mary sounds exotic to Japanese people but to us its a very generic name.

>muh price
lmao the last resort of people who lost every fucking bullets they had.

I wonder how much they'll lie about it's sales too?

You know, while it sits nowhere in the top 500 DLC even though shit like Shantae and Sonic stuff is up there, and even DLC priced upwards of 80 dollars is up there.

>lie about it's sales
That's illegal, retard. Keep coping.

Online only shit that's terrible in singleplayer and a worse battle tower aren't content user.

Why would they? There are legitimate retards buying that crap.

Pretty sure the online is still busted. not all pokemon are in and still locked behind yet another pay wall.
The game + DLC is still more pricey than buying both versions of a older game.
tons of removed content to add in half of the same shit but worse.
Wild areas are empty and run terribly.
Game bricked consoles and select TVs. Which the TV manufacturer found a fix for.
Animations are the worst they have ever been.
Online battling is timed and the best tactic is stalling the timer now since the timer doesn't pause for special attacks or transformations.
and the box legendary were barely an afterthought.

user you're such a creep.

Why?

What do Marnie's farts taste like?

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>Mary sounds exotic to Japanese people
Even to them it's the go-to generic American/western female name. Virtually every English textbook there has stand-in foreign characters named John and Mary.

Onions and spicy curry

I'll enjoy pirating it. I lost all respect for Nintendo as soon as they bent the knee to black mob violence.

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Mary doesn't sound punkish.

Great. Can’t wait to pay gamefreak another 30 bucks, play it for 30 minutes, and never play it again. That’s a dollar per minute. Fuck my life

Like shit. They are farts.

Why not play a game you actually enjoy instead?

Probably pretty awful but there's only one way to find out!

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