If a bunch of anons got transported into Mario 64 could they beat it? Previous thread:

If a bunch of anons got transported into Mario 64 could they beat it? Previous thread:
>Current Univeral Rules:
>We don't have Mario powers
>Only the anons that post in these threads will join
>Bowser has also kidnapped Your waifu

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Anyone have the chart from threads months/years ago about which courses are doable?

>>Only the anons that post in these threads will join
That's not nearly enough, though. We'd seriously need everyone in the history of Zig Forums.

If we touch a goomba, are we instantly hurt, or do they have to bite us?

He would be sent to the drown chamber for his crimes, or Lethal Lava Land.

>all those Asukas
Im suprised Bowser hasn't gone batshit insane from their tsundere horde tactics.

This was from last night.

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If we can bring our phones we save this image and we have an advantage.

They'd have to bite us.

>implying any of you fuckheads could hold your breath long enough to swim to the other side either way
Should have just ended the second panel with blue bodies floating around lifelessly

Now that we've established the first church of Rosalina, we need to set some ground rules.


Fapping to thoughts and images of Sky Mommy is acceptable.

whomp king could absolutely be done if we time our butt slams together

But thats not as funny.

>that user that brought a Metal Cap into LLL and sunk into the lava like quicksand

Some of the water stars could be done with makeshift snorkeling gear, just gut some enemy or dead person and use their intestines

This. We dont live by Mario physics. We aren't from the Mario world. We come from the real world, where we die from stuff like blunt trauma, stuff like that

No phones.

It seems we wouldn't be allowed to bring anything except our clothes, or else this would be a lot easier. If smartphones are an exception though, that would be handy to have this info.

w-wouldnt it be funny if some user fucked a koopa? haha j-just kidding

You do realize that you get a Rosalina if you win right? What are they gonna think if they see their grooms made a bunch of cum soaked shrines?
We decided we would befriend him last thread.

Tiny Huge Island seems like they could all be pretty easy. Giant anons who entered from the big side could lift and assist the tiny anons and place them where they need to go.

Snorkels do not work that way. They do not just magically give you air.

What are Bob-ombs made of? Iron? If so, we could harvest them and have a /k/ommando or a blacksmith user set up a forge so we could have weapons and stuff like pans, canteens and silverware.

>Tick Tock Clock
>Rainbow Ride
Fuck that

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No nutting on the shrines.

Honestly at first I thought the second image was of anons drowning. They're blue colored and they looked kind of lifeless, until I saw it the other panels. Thought it was kind of funny.

I would fuck a piranha plant

That sounds like a good plan. Only problem is Wriggler. Giant anons could lift tiny anons to the entrance at the top of the mountain. But... giant anons couldn't fit in it to fight Wriggler. Tiny anons would be on their own and probably get fucked by Wriggler.

We can get the red coin star in Tick Tock Clock if we stop time.

If they're made of iron whenever one of them goes off any anons in like a 50 meter radius are going to get fucked up shrapnel. They'd be murder machines.

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tick tock clock wouldn't be that hard desu

>One user gets Zu Worldo
...How?

Can I make friends with the Whomp King? He seems like a misunderstood guy.