What if you were to give this game to say, twenty... intelligent people

What if you were to give this game to say, twenty... intelligent people.
I mean, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do?

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S THAT BLOODY SQUIRREL! QUICK! INTO CHARACTER!

GO ON THEN
ON YOUR BIKE

What did he really mean by that?

Like what was he actually asking? That's probably the funniest thing about the scene, it sounds like they're having a back-and-forth but it's just nonsense.

We'll never get a game like this ever again. Especially not now, in the age of hurting feelings being a worse crime than physical violence.

Feck off OP

get this
it's a giant shit
but it sings opera
and you fight it with toilet paper
a giant shit
singing opera
you fight with toilet paper

anyone got some mepsipax

He's asking how a group of intellectuals would react to something that, while very over the top and sophomoric with the sex jokes and gore, also has very clever writing at times.

This game is a such a mishmash of humor and different gameplay mechanics made by a bunch of cheeky bongs that were friends.

The feeling of the game could never be replicated. You never know what’s going to happen next.

>that persecution complex
What exactly about the game would offend anyone today, user? All of it seems like pretty standard Adult Swim humor

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iirc a lot of the game's dialog and jokes were improvised

There aren’t exactly many obscene platformers being made nowadays with cartoon characters.

It feels that way. The sound quality of the dialogue seems low budget. I think it makes it sound funnier.

Bloody Squirrels.

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You little prick

There aren't many platformers nowadays, period. It's the genre, not the content.

I imagine the part with the cogs would piss a lot of people off

It was a fucking cringe game with very bad singleplayer and very good multiplayer even when it was released, and nothing you can do can ever change that. Even claiming that zoomer autism is the reason why this game is now considered bad will not change the fact that it's always been terrible.

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It's the compression they did to make it fit on the N64. The Xbox version has all the same lines uncompressed, but unironically it takes away from some of the humor in some circumstances.

Indie devs need to up their game so we can see 3D platformers more often

I watched a stream a couple of months ago and it was painful. The streamers and the chat were trying their hardest to find offense even where it didn't exist.
>When the paint bucket and brush convince the pitchfork to hang himself, they took issue with that.
>When they heard the pitchfork's accent, they assumed it was a stereotypical indian accent and said it was racist.
>When the Paint bucket and brush where the executioner masks for a gag, they claimed it was KKK propaganda.

Yeah, imo what makes Conker funny is the delivery of the character's voices.

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So it was the Rick and Morty of Videogames?

>When the Paint bucket and brush where the executioner masks for a gag, they claimed it was KKK propaganda.
It's funny because the gag was originally going to be them in Klan hoods, Nintendo didn't like that though.

Were your parents related before they were married?

That is a sexy Conker.

A Game like Conker probably couldn't be made today. Not because of content. But because the entire game was lightning in a bottle.

kek
That would have been great.

Rick and morty is the cfd of tv, actually.

if I heard Conker's voice performance in anything else I'd say it was fucking shit but it somehow works perfectly in this game

this game aged better than gex, but not by much

Gex was terrible and dated when it was new.

Conker has a relatively normal voice and is pretty much a straight man reacting to the absurd characters around him. I guess you could say his voice is a little out of place for a cartoon squirrel.

this sounds like an AVGN episode from the way its stuctured

Seethe, red dit.

Found the proof
twitch.tv/videos/558065557?t=01h19m47s

3D Gex games are unsettling and empty while Gex throws out shitty one liners. CBFD is full of life and personality.

That answered my question

have you read the script that Chris Seavor (BFD's director) uploaded about Other Bad Day?
conker.fandom.com/wiki/Conker's_Other_Bad_Day

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The chat is full of pussies.

How about some scat, you little twat?

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That scene is hilarious and the game in general is funny as hell. It's very late 90s - early 2000s Newgrounds style crass humor. Kids these days just don't get it.

>Change the ending to be less dark in case the game gets a sequel
>It doesn't
It's a shame. I would have liked to see the original ending.

>So, here I am, King. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? Huh, not me. I guess you know who these guys are now, because I certainly do. I don't wanna know them. And yup, I may be king, I have all the money in the world and all the land, and all that stuff. But you know, I don't really think I want it. I just wanna go home, with Berri, and, I don't know, have a bottle of beer. Hmmm. It's not gonna happen. It's true what they say, "The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have, until it's gone, gone, gone."
Still my favorite scene in any media.

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Poor guy just wanted to go home and sleep off a hangover.

I actually liked the Tediz vs Squirrels multiplayer mode in Live and Reloaded.

What a bunch of humorless cunts