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MEGABASED

Pikachu no you'll get worms!!!

cute dog

is this real?

I want to fuck pikachu

Nothing stopping you.
He's even bent over and waiting.

>Nothing stopping you.
He's not real

But what if he were real?

Anything can be real if you believe hard enough, and take the right combination of drugs.

What drugs would you recommend?

Pikacum and trainer sweat

Furries should just kill themselves tbqh

>drinking lake water
rip pikachu

pikachu if he real

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i wish i was pikachu

...Do animals not drink from lakes?

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/x/ can teach you about the art of tulpas.

I'm not interested in intentionally giving myself schizophrenia, but thanks anyways

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don't worry about it, it's just autistic city kids thinking if you drink water that isn't filled with chlorine then you instantly vomit blood and die

so I looked something up just now and turns out that you CAN'T drink brain-eating amoebas, they only infect the brain if water gets in your nose.

huh...

MUST CONSOOOOOM!

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dog is drowning

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Shut the fuck up, sheltered middle class suburbia brat.

Yes, they tend to only be an issue for cliff-divers or people that fall in to bodies of water on accident.
On average it's like 1-3 people a year in the US. It has to be through the nasal cavity, and deep.

This is the level of aggression it takes to cope with paying premium rent to wake up to smog and crime every morning.

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Based

Pussyfaggot

I lived in a big city, sort of. Mercifully I was up in the hills, kinda the nosebleeds, so it was very much countryesque, but just 10 mins down the street to one of the biggest cities in the country. I don't know how people can fucking tolerate city life. You are paying extra to live like a fucking slave. What the fuck gives?