If a bunch of anons got transported into Mario 64 could they beat it? Previous threads:
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>Current Univeral Rules:
>We don't have Mario powers but power ups and similar things affect us
>You only have 1 life to start, but 1-ups work normally
>We die we respawn outside the painting unless we die without extra lives
>Anons who die without extra lives are are turned into Boos or Skeletons
>If someone grabs a star everyone leaves immediately with whatever they are holding
>A painting exit is available once someone has beaten the mission already
>Only the anons that post in these threads will join
>Bowser has also kidnapped Your waifu
>Each user gets a perfect niche version of their waifu to prevent anons from having the exact same waifu
>Wario is summonable but whether or not he will use his "church" just to farm for coins is debatable
>Rewards are the following:
>All players who survived the beating of the game get Mario level athletic ability as a mandatory reward
>If you died you get brought back to life instead of the athletics
>If you at any point were a traitor Peach straight up ejects you from the game with no reward
>Anons who saved Peach also get most delicious cake they have ever eaten and one of the 3 following:
>Chance to go back home with waifu/or without if your some sick bastard
>Chance to stay in the Mushroom kingdom which is no longer limited to Peach's castle
>Chance to go into Waifu's world with her
If a bunch of anons got transported into Mario 64 could they beat it? Previous threads:
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Leave koopa the quick to me
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How does shell riding work anyway?
but we can't base things on unit height, we have to base it on mario's height since it's the only thing that is confirmed, so even if mario swims at two times his height per second is still not that deep for us, normals humans.
As for the Manta Ray and Sharks, if we are allowed to bring tools it could be easy if we have a few free diving anons. It could be hard to obtain the stars from the first area but the other stars should be easily obtainable.
i wanna fuck that bowser
either of them
trannysette can fuck off though
Police chads report in. Our mascot/insignia is MIGHTY KEK!
WHRE MY SEMI-SUICIDAL STAR RUNNERS @ THAT DONT VALUE THEIR OWN LIFE THUS CONSTANTLY PLACING THEMSELVES IN DANGER JUST TO FEEL SOMETHING ANYTHING?
Guys I found a straw I'm pretty sure I can kill Bowser with it, I saw this thing on the internet about turtles...
Claiming botanist again
Excuse me but shouldn't there be a trainer corps? A widened skillset amongst anons would be useful. Especially for the freelancers to have them become...not freelancers.
We're so close. I need a genuine argument for whichever star is our 70th, so be prepared to pull out some knowledge.
How would Toads help us with their super-human strength?
Someone please figure it out...
They don't
They're trapped in the walls you dip
Can't we just build some scaffolding in TTC
couldn't the unsure stars be cleared if you entered the painting at the correct time to stop time
It’s been semi established that each group would have a designated captain that would facilitate these sorts of things based off the groups work.
It must be DDD's Sub, due to progression, it is the only star that keeps us from fighting Bowser 2 (and getting into the second floor)
What is Bowser or his goons going to do against firearms?
Why would I be injured if a walking mushroom touched me or if a turtle shell hit me?
Thats a good idea. Have groups make time to train other groups in their skillsets or at least the basics.
TTC has some really weird jumps after the hands that I couldn't see us getting past.
I think we can take out Bowser if we can lasso one of the ring bombs and tie the other end to his tail. I just need one user to distract him somehow while another secures the rope.
What about the 100 coins stars?
Dire Dire docks is doable. Mario takes about 10 seconds (at worst) to reach the hole that leads us to the easier stars.
If we assume mario swims to times his height per second (10ft/s), the hole would be about 100 ft deep, which is somewhat bad but not that impossible
>some stars in jolly roger bay are possible with tools
>nothing in dire dire docks is possible despite it not being as deep
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Because although we cant affect toon physics in toon ways they can affect us. So we can use metal and flying but it also leaves us vulnerable. That said I think if we punch first we wont get hurt by Goombas.
Thwomp in TTC is just a matter of getting to the top and getting on top of the Whomp who raises you to the star. So assuming someone can get in the painting with the right time/speed for the things, they can easily climb to the top, it just might take awhile and some breaks in between, especially with tools if we can build ladders, we can just stop the time and bring ladders with us.
But we also have to do DDD's first star and beat Bowser 2, which requires a lot of things, unless we can lockpick the door, which I doubt.
could just build a human bridge and let anons cross one by one, then have the long string of brave bridge anons pull themselves up onto the platform. Rinse and repeat
For the anons that keep bringing up diving bells, how are we going to get the diving bell through the U-bend?
I really like Mario 64 too but you guys are really weird about it
Stop time in TTC and bring a ladder with you as a bridge or access to places you can't reach, you can do all of TTC that way.
couldn't water levels be traversed with scuba gear?
Shit...that would have to be the very last star though. We would need to personally specialize that training for this specific event but...I think its feasible. What do you all think?
An user last thread said based on unit height that it was 228 feet deep. We'd still have to get by the whirpool and shark however.