TALLION, FOR FUCK SAKE, GET THE DAMN PALANTIR

I just got my first fortress. Is there any point playing a single moment more of this game? I feel I've got everything I wanted outta it.
Stealing it from a friend so I paid $0

The sequel will involve time travel to get Talion back into the second age where he fights against Melkor's horde and forges (the secret) fourth Silmaril while having an affair with either Luthien or some werewolf girl that is totally heir moral opposite or something.

might aswell go nuts with it

>and reworked the third act of the game to be way less grindy
lol, i remember them doing that like a month after i finished playing the fucking game. I heard they added some cool shit like ringwraith armor or something. Is it worth replaying the game now?

How about not making the visuals a huge downgrade this time. MorWar looked like dogshit.

They are done with Talion though Celebrimbor is still around after Saurons defeat. Either he could be the big bad guy building up the orcs at Angmar or he could be the protagonist.

This game was fun but, man, it got tiresome after clearing one map.

Even going into these games with some tolerance for changes to the setting like in the LotR movies the way these games absolutely shitted all over the lore was really fucked.

Celebrimbor is a fucked up wraith possessing some human now? Really? And they forge another ring of power? Fucking really, dude? And Shelob is a waifu now? Just come the fuck on.

noice

>can't interrupt the captains

IS THAT CAMERA STILL RUNNING!?

I know its memed, but him not shutting the fuck up and the jarring plot at the start has made me give up on the game

Why would you want to interrupt them? Most of the time they say something fucking hilarious.

I'm playing through shadow of mordor right now. Should I go ahead and beat it before jumping into shadow of war? I'm on the second map and it's getting a little bland but I don't want to fire up SoW yet if the nemesis stuff caries over. Also no orcs beat me so I guess I don't have any enemies?

Tolkeins dead mate let it go

Because I want to kick them in the jaw while they are talking shit.

Fair enough. That fucker with the lute drives me nuts.

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ONE LIKE ME~

Just look at it as a fan fic and play it, Tolkien has been dead for ages so obviously you're not getting new Canon material. I don't even like LOTR or high fantasy all that much and I enjoyed the hell out of the nemesis system.

THAT PRANCES, DANCES, AND SINGS WITH GLEE~

NOW STEP BACK GRAVEWALKER AND WATCH HOW HARD I PEE~

Is there a way to gauge if orcs will betray you and such?

Celebrimbor had the hypest speeches

kys fag

When do these games take place? Timeline wise related to hobbit/lotr?

Yeah, it's called "checking for a pulse"

GET MY FUCKING RING TALION
IT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING TALION

don't worry about that. theyre not canon in the slightest

>playing on hardest difficulty
>that story mission where they resurrect dead orcs
>have to listen to LITERALLY NOTHING for 2 minutes
>there are like 8 orcs captains
this was such a fucking pain in the ass
why the fuck cant you skip the introductions

Before the events of Lotr and after the fall of Minas Ithil/Minas Morgul

Alternate universe, before lotr, after hobbit, by the looks of it

based so Sauron is still ""alive"" and not a towe

its okay if they are not, I'm down for some fanfiction.

I might just start over, i had a few really good Uruks but I guess I can rebuild. I seemed to have trouble leveling up when I last played, is having your Uruks fight really the best way to do so or did i miss some good stuff?

>the bright lord

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SUFFER ME NOW

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Shadow of War flopped, the series is dead.

Cringe

STILL ALIVEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=kGKRSBaZ9oU

>"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DO!?
MY GROG!

MY GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

I remembered liking the first one, then I played the second one and it made me doubt whether I actually did like the first one at all.