Games for this feel
Games for this feel
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What's her tax policy?
I wish I could protect a beautiful princess
Me on the left
Games for this feel
Unrelated but goddamn I hate this stupid fucking meme, GOT didn't ever bring up tax policy except in a throwaway line.
That game where you have to protect Trump from a sniper
Resident Evil 4
Give me a better pair than a witch and a knight
You can't
Is the only way to win by letting the sniper succeed?
it's a meme because Martin's a 'muh realism' sperg
>Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
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Games where you can be a simp
When you're right, you're right.
what's that feel, simping for a rich spoiled thot?
Bioshock Infinite
Last of Us
Telltales The Walking Dead
Basically any game from that period that focused heavily on protecting girl who is important for abstract reason but is also useful and not an annoying escort mission
is this achievable natty?
Shadow of the Colossus.
Simp
For this dumpy bitch?
SIMP
Too bad irl women aren't worth simping for.
"Thank you for your protection Sir Anonymous... you are such a good friend."
Any ol' fantasy game bollocks.
I mean look at that shite, a knight in plate armour with a tower shield???? Makes no goddamn sense.
sekiro
clearly Jet Set Radio
Worse than a "muh realism" fag, he's even more guilty since his fucking trash isn't realistic at all while pretending it is.
Why are those people angry at her?
Why is an European knight protecting an Asian princess?
Why is a knight on full jousting gear inside his own kingdom?
All you need is the Tutorial.
For those who are saying "simp", remember, this is a pre-feminism situation. This girl will be grateful to the knight and not say that he is diminishing her ability to defend herself or oppressing her patriarchally or some shit like that.
dragon and knight
DMC 4, to some extent.
Yes, do GOMDAD
The knight has to explicitly be a God-fearing paladin. While 'evil woman righteous man' romance can be kino, no way fagging the witch is also great.
Based.