Don't use med packs

>don't use med packs
>don't use defibs
>why the FUCK didn't you use either of those
>don't stick close to the team
>don't go out on your own
>don't use any gun you see
>don't use any melee weapon you see
>WHY ARE YOU NOT USING (X thing)?!
>don't get to the safe room after me
>don't get to the safe room before me
>don't enter the safe room along with me
>don't use bombs/molotovs
>you should have used bombs/molotovs
>how DARE YOU spawn as this specific zombie
>VOTE KICK VOTE KICK VOTE KICK
>everyone votes yes regardless of circumstance

Has there ever been a worse playerbase?

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my favorite is
>join game get kicked instantly

>still hasnt learned to play this ancient shit
Oh no no no

>be a baddie at a game that is so simple
>cry about it on a Polynesian candlestick board

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i've yet to see any game where you can join mid-round where this isn't a problem

>defending severe autism
Anons, I...

>enjoying some versus, second highest damaging infected
>post up as hunter in wait for survivors
>dude screeches about me not being with the group
>get kicked
It's fucking versus. Were they going to lose a medal of honor?

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Your fault for playing versus. Coop is mostly safe

>Caring more about meaningless stats than the satisfying victory
youre the autist user

what next? Scavenge?
lmao you might as well refund the game, pussy

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What? Didn't even mention autism. Are you the guy?

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survivors can just heal and your damage will mean nothing.

special infected tiebreakers only grant 25 points.

downing all the survivors is what matters.

>tryharding a fucking casual zombie game
No, what matters is enjoying the game.

I did all the campaigns in expert a few weeks ago for an achievement and had literally none of these issues. Maybe you're just bad.

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Because he's talking about Versus you dumbass.

Hard to learn if people just kick you all the time.

>versus
ISHYGDDT

Winning is fun

I don't enjoy losing
So stop dragging down the team

>working hard to figure out solutions to overcome defeat in an unbalanced game is now autism

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You're already a loser for caring so much about winning in left 4 dead 2

>WTF ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO B WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME IT'S YOUR FAULT I GOT KILLED CYKA BLYAT
>VOTE KICK VOTE KIIIIICK PLEASE KICK
>WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO ME, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M THE TEAM LEADER
>IDIOT TEAM
>HOW DO I CARRY THE TEAM THAT CAN'T BE CARRIED

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I care about winning in everything I do because I'm not okay with mediocrity, shitter
Strife to be the best version of yourself at everything you do or play singleplayer

it's more fun to play with your team to combine and organize attacks. Once you succeed, your team succeeds and it is so satisfying to see your teammates work hard and get rewarded.

L4D2 is not a casual game. Casual gamers LIKE YOU ruined it.

Unironically its better for the whole team to commit to a bad call than for only half the team to commit to a good one. Unless the call is something retarded like "lul run into molotov" if someone says something like rush B you should probably do it. It's a team game, you have higher chances of winning playing as a team.

>not ending his sentences
>Strife
You sure are the best at everything, you rampaging faggot.

>strife to succeed
Hahaha oh wow, real winner.

600 hours on l4d2 and I have played versus mode twice, I did not play to the end of the campaign either time
I've also never played survival or scavenge

I accept your defeat

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Dude you're talking about a fucking casual videogame lmao, fucking HAVE SEX. Nobody cares about your wins bro, just try to have a good time and try to allow players who aren't as godlike at the game as you to have a good time as well.

>l4d2 is not a casual game
Is there a ranked mode? Esports? Official tournaments? No? Oh then it's casual

Nah, ill keep continue kicking the like of you.

Just call them a fucking retard manbaby meta bootlicker who can't handle losing a videogame. They will usually be so taken aback that they will kick you slower and while they try to muster up any insult just talk over them. Their autism will let you speak everytime

L4D is not a casual video game
You not playing it much doesn't make it one
>exclusively plays co-op on advanced (too scared of expert)
>lul brah, games casual, who cares

survival and scavenge are stupid minigames that exist solely for achievements.

you should beat campaign on easy a couple times for each campaign. then you should try campaign on hard difficulty. it really makes you a better player.

but the truth is that there is no way to git gud at versus than to play it or have a friend coach you in it.