Nintendo Direct leak

>Direct date is 6.12.2020
>Starts off with smash, obviously
>Similar trailer to Terry, where ARMS characters are fighting for the invitation
>Fairly okay choreography, but ends as Master Mummy smashes the ground, sending the invitation into the air, camera focuses on it as it flies down, as it lands onto Helix, who then goes to absorb it
>Helix is the new fighter, is basically as slippery and annoying as in ARMS
>"Available...... now!!!"
>Direct actually starts
>Replacement for E3 Direct, Koizumi greets fans and hopes they are doing well during these times
>Beginning games shown are updates for Ninjala, Paper Mario, and Pokemon and generally shit we already know
>about 1/3 way through the direct they say "A new adventure of cosmic proportions!"
>Lights dim
>suddenly footage of space
>really pretty shots of nebulas and planets dashing by the camera with ominous music
>everyone will be shitting their pants thinking it's Metroid Prime 4
>Fucking nope lol new Star Fox game that expands on the gyro controls from Zero
>main villain isn't Andross but some Rhinocerous-looking guy that basically is andross based on the gameplay
>Release date is in September
>Moves on, talks about more indie games and more popular games being ported to the Switch
>After the cooldown, then goes into talking about the BOTW sequel
>Same world as before, but this time you can't run straight to the end, as the castle is in the air, and you need to perform a bunch of quests to get it down
>Zelda sadly isn't playable and is just a glorified NPC
>Expands more on Ganon's true form being beneath the castle, and is just basically bad guy do bad thing so you beat bad guy in terms of plot
>More filler, and some more exclusive NSO shit
>Not much else in the direct, except the obvious "oh but one more thing..."

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>lights dim again
>trailer starts
>Shulk is fighting some faced mechon, with some help from Dunban and Riki, thinking it's just gonna be some shit to advertise Definitive Edition
>they're doing pretty well, and after one falls, shulk goes to kill another, but stops himself, as he just about slayed R.O.B. and Megaman
>oshitthisisasmashtrailer
>suddenly as they are progressing, they get ambushed by many other mechon and Metal Face
>Right as he's about to lose hope, silhouette comes to save him
>it's two characters seemingly, fighting as one
>It's fucking Rex
>God damn it
>This trailer makes no fucking sense, they are in completely different universes
>Whatever, glad he made it in or something
>Shows him off, a lot of him moves involve summoning Pyra at parts, and his alts are based on the other members
>available in August
>Direct ends

Why does Samurai hate us?

>No Fazbear Mii
fake and gay

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This reads like fanfiction.

>Rex
Stopped reading there, he’s never getting in you worthless brain damaged retard, at least arms can still get games and keep the same characters so they’re easily shillable even if their time has passed, but xenoblade always changes protagonists each game

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>one game announcement
Yes, yes. Very believable. Well done

>they are in completely different universes
confirmed for not having played the game

because it is.

Fake, Melia is the next Xeno character. Rex is old news now

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why do people always say they stopped reading after already reading a shit load of the text?

Is this a speculation thread? It all sounds like pessimistic guesswork

why on earth would they ever do a thing like that?

So no new Mario game announcements? Because I'm pretty sure there will be (new as in new remasters to the switch. 3d world deluxe)

because it subverts expectations. it's supposed to be funny.

I knew this shit was fake from the start, but as soon as I saw Rex, I knew this was low quality bait

Screengrabbed for posterity. Sounds disappointing enough to be true

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It's so clearly an Arms 2 announcement you fucking retard.

>Starts off with smash, obviously
>black screen with raspy laugh
>suddenly two flashes of red on screen
>GET A LOAD OF THIS
>Now in Development

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>all this coping over a lie about rex
>will obviously somehow defend lucine, corrin, roy, and byleth as being necessary
sure fag. Go kill yourself.

Nintendo have nothing planned for this month, this would be more accurate if that was the correct way to read the date dd.mm.yyyy

>Same world as before, but this time you can't run straight to the end, as the castle is in the air, and you need to perform a bunch of quests to get it down
Mental retardation

Must eat the birdy pussy

>Direct
Stopped reading there.
You didn't even try.

>MUH FIRE EMBLEM
Rent free, I’m a mariofag retars

Making the Direct shitty doesn't make it more believable.

big if true

Corona was the direct
See ya on e3

Kinda does tho desu.

Smash is this month, though was confirmed and it still hasn't been delayed

nintendo fanboys are pathetic with those leaks
none of them were true and only some guesses were correct

>Why does Samurai hate us?
He doesn't, you just have shit taste.

WHERE'S SECURITY BREACH

More than half of these green arrows are just explaining the direction of the smash trailers.
OP is a faggot.

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No major event like a direct planned, they announced August and then said cut that showing that a pandemic that lasted a month or two and didn't hit Japan hard has cost them delays of 3+ months.

>Fucking nope lol new Star Fox game that expands on the gyro controls from Zero
This is the only part that sounds believable, and only because of this
nintendo.com/wallpapers/

>inputting your own reaction and cringe thoughts into the leak
Nigga what the fuck are you even doing?

>Starts off with smash, obviously
>black screen with raspy laugh
>suddenly two flashes of red on screen
>Haha
>Now in Development

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Incredible, even the (((leaks))) are disappointing now. What happened to those Mario ports? Pikmin 4/3 DX? New Star Fox sounds interesting, though, if it existed

yeah its so fucking out of place wtf
>switch million+ seller
>switch million+ seller
>switch million+ seller
>wii u starfox
>switch million+ seller
>switch million+ seller

Directs are dead you dodo head.

>No Pikmin 4
>Not even a Pikmin 3 port
>fucking rex
Thanks, I hate it

>Direct
>Smash News
YOU are a fucking retard, OP.

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>markipler image
>calling someone retarded
how ironic

KINO