A toast

Thats a lot of egg nog.

I want that to be me

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toasters!

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I couldn't see the last file from the pedo thread, what was it?

>japan can't mobilize a thousand actual incels and get them to masturbate into a cup
ah, new to JAVs?

jesus christ how many men cum in that mug

consume from the spunk goblet

Virgin cum chalice vs Chad semen mug

Let's say it was a team effort

How much would you have to be paid before you'd agree to do this? Fags need not respond.

I'm thinking $10000 if no one ever found out and $10 million if it was posted on the internet.

how does a human digest cum

a brazilian family bonding

What's the daily nutritional breakdown of that glass

5$ and a kiss

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1000$
No price if posted on the net

holy shit I've not seen this pic in so long

owe a lot of debt to the mafia

stomach, small intestines, large intestines

its protien since it's millions of live beings

Gokkun is hot in hentai but gross in real life.

The logistics and time required to do that is just a waste of money. It would be way easier to make some substance that looks like jizz and produce as much as you want. Maybe hire a bunch of dudes to nut into a cup to make it look authentic and then fill up the rest with your fake jizz juice.

Come here bby and you can drink straight from the tap.

Hits the spot!

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I'd do it for $200 per glass.

Is white cum literally white while yellow cum is yellow?

It's a piña colada

>tfw spill egg nog on your face

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more like a penis colada

How much am I allowed to have?

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I'd assume they get tummy aches

You are now remembering the time you tried to eat your own cum

*gulp*
MWAAHH! A toast! To our beloved Jannies!

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How would I go about making fake cum? Anyone know?

$1000

i never had

Ah! She's drinking Yakult, isn't she? Loved that as a kid. Didn't know they sell it at that size, though!

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fucking bitch she probably only pays attention to hot guys
fucking stupid bitchy bitch

A TOAST!

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faggot

I'm remembering the time I ate another man's cum for the first time.

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Dude Stop :(

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I hope she drank something that was meant to be cum, fuck.

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salty milk and copper pennies.

I like all dicks user, don't lump me in with a stacy

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High protein.

Huh how'd she spill it on her hand.

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Japan excels at logistics. They'd be able to get it done in an industrial capacity within a few minutes.
>waste of money
they probably did it for the low low price of her breathing on their penises

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I hate women and minorities

i remember taking a tiny taste of *just a spec* of my pre cum. I don't even think i even ate it. Just tasted a bit of it after it got on my finger.

dare I say it, BASED?

faggot

I've been doing it from 14 to maybe 20.

thanks

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haven't done it in a while but i certainly don't hate it

These girls probably get paid more to drink that much semen. And they love it. Why would you do it for $1000 or less?

Asians dominate the globe even after combining all other races.

this nigga definitely tasted his own cum

It contains all the gains you need.

isn't portrait ai broken since we played with it a bit too much

Does anybody else have a craving for yoghurt?

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>Have to have sex to procreate
>You wont
>step closer to the end of your racist bloodline

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>What's the daily nutritional breakdown of that glass
This study claims that semen contains 5040 mg/100 mL of protein.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104

It looks like she's drinking about a cup of semen, so maybe 12 grams? That's 26% of her daily intake of protein, or about 50 calories.

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What's the code?

S-story?

>counting all of them in one big group labeled "asians"
even they don't do that
the thing asians hate most is other asians

I met a young Japanese woman in Osaka prefecture. She invited me back for a drink.
Little did I know when she meant drink she meant drinking my semen or "The White mans seed" as she enthusiastically described.

>insects who can't get out of the barbie factory dominate the world

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agua de horchata

*donate my sperm and produce more children than you ever will*

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gokkun is the patricians fetish, but 90% of all hentai thinks it just means giving a blowjob

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How's yours, anons? Sweet or salty?

do americans really?

You may not like it but this is what peak asian looks like.

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Because I'm a girl

Is it hot, warm or cold?

A million dollas

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

sweet but i'm not gay and never did anything gay

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Mine's alkaline, judging by the smell.

How do you even get that much cum without it going bad?

When was the last time you had man yoghurt straight from the source?

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of course i've tasted mine, haven't you?

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post your favorite gokkun jav

what did it taste like

why hasn't japan got a woman to drink a jar of pre cum yet? I thought they were supposed to be innovators. eating pre cum isn't even gay it tastes way nicer.

First time I had sex with a guy, I was 16. Met him on craigslists personals back when those were a thing. My parents were gone for 3 days on a trip to Seattle so I had the house to myself.
The guy was 37, it was really hot.

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What? It's literally just cum drinking so obviously it overlaps into blowjob territory

Wouldnt have a lot of bacteria in there?
Ruin orgams is the best way to eat that shit, s-someone told me.

women don't even like sucking dick, most will find it gross, let alone chugging a load of cum. JAVs and porn stars will forget about that, obviously.

cum is literally dick snot
ejaculation is sneezing
how can anyone go near that shit

but if you put that as a tag, most of the time the comic has no drinking

Taker pov is better, sadly there not long enough.

Correction, they dislike sucking yours.

She was a real trooper.

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I never tried, I'm not white lol.

source on this one....?

Jesus

Faggots are truly mentally ill

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No, someone should be paying ME to drink my 1959 Dom Pérignon Rosé cum

>uses parent's trip to call an older man over to eat his cum
Slut.

>look up how to sweeten my own cum
>"yeah, this will make me popular with the ladies."
>finally get to a point where I believe it's delicious
>still no girls to try it on
>missed my own face
>got disgusted afterwards
>tried and missed twice after that.

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>ate
Surely you mean swallow? Was his cum chunky or something?

I tried it once. I don't know why women would even want to ingest this salty shit in the first place.

10M

hot

>tfw your cum is chunky
what does this mean

>Kaho Shibuya said in some youtube interview that they fake creampies sometimes with onions milk or egg whites
I've started questioning stuff ever since, I liked it better when I was gullible.

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