Which game would you like to taste most?

I wonder if tasting virtual coconuts will taste like artificial coconuts or real coconuts?

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Now we'll finally know the answer to the age-old question of what these taste like.

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>play wind waker
>beat the first 3 dungeons
>go back to windfall
>go to the fairy fountain at the peak
>steal a fairy
>slave.mp4
>heal grandma
>get her soup
>drink it
>cry
>remember the old times
>cry harder

that shit probably tastes like my childhood, and I want nothing more than a mere fraction of that innocence back

It tastes like titanium and 5W-20

Health potions: gazpacho
Mana potions: lemonade

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Cooking mama, obviously. You guys are pervs

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Skyrim 2020 looks pretty good

>cubebabbies just want to wallow in nostalgia and cry
Such are the wages of loving the worst Zelda game, I guess.

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stinky claire would probably taste bad haha

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rude

Will ass/vagina be an option?

...I mean you can taste all that stuff for like 5 bucks at a dollar store

You will never taste kolbasa unless you're a slav. It tastes like solidified vomit.

Not stolen from abandoned soviet military facility and irradiated/10

finally i can find out what gf tastes like

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>irradiated
Now that's debatable!

Why not 5w-30? something a bit more viscous would probably be better

I'd love to taste Porky.

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Tpbp.

Imagine the taste.

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Always knew Motherfags were pedos.

I know what tinned meat, stale bread, and cheap sausage tastes like and it's pretty bad. Maybe it's tolerable if you've drank the level of vodka the average Ukranian needs to get through the day, but there's very little you can do with spam quality meat other than fry it.

this feel

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MGS 3
I wanna find out what all those fucking critters taste like myself.

the only good answer, shower with your dad simulator

Tasty!

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Seaman

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Hath he no shame?

why

Cooking Mama

Dragon's Crown for the girls and the food

street fighter

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based

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don't know in what sub-shithole you live but slavland canned meat and cheap sausage tastes good

I don't know what crocodile meat tastes like but snake meat is really sinew-y. Kind of like rabbit. Very little fat, and not very flavorful. It makes sense, since basically the entire snake is tough muscle that constantly gets a work out. A snake has to contract and relax it's entire body just to move around after all. You can get exotic meat like snake in some specialty butcher shops but I can't recommend it. You pay a pretty hefty premium for something that just isn't very good.

All jokes aside
Why hasnt anyone chosen FFXV?

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weeaboo
Sickos

A Vanillaware game

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Dicks. Dante Inferno demon dicks

absolutely based

The food my late mother used to prepare.

Fallout

see if this fag was retarded. Also fried penguin

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At this rate it's only a matter of time before modern technology can replicate the going into games machine

:(

Health potion: tonic water
Mana potion: diethylether
Most RPGs litetally name their HP/MP restoring items "tonic" and "ether".

Obviously cooking mama