Finally some Norf representation in Warhammer
Finally some Norf representation in Warhammer
Teclis is a backstabbing ugly faggot and I would not have sex with him.
Teclis and Eldrad are why you can never trust elves
My roommate won't stop talking about how he wants to fuck Grom and have him eat his ass. I don't know how to stop him.
Is Grom the Paunch the best Greenskin Lord?
He'll tucker himself out soon enough, user
Easily, because Gobbos are the best greenskin units and he has the biggest buffs for them. Skarsnik is a mini Grom so he's still pretty good. For the casters, Wurzag is one of the best casters in the game now due to his ridiculously cheap Foot of Gork and magic def stripping, and Azhag is alright but his bound Wind of Death is limited to a single cast. Grimgor is just kind of cucked still, but at least he can duel other lords without dying now.
>playing Luthor
>finally start pushing out a little after getting Queen Bess and a second legendary ship
>Itza rolls up with two full stacks and Kroak
LUSTRIAAAAAAAAAAA
>OI YOU
>SHUT YO MOUF AND LOOK AT MY WAAAGH!!
Canon Ending:
>Grom conquers Uluthuan.
>Tyrion watches Grom walk away with his hand on the Everqueen's arse, rees with rage in the cuck shed.
>Imrik saves the Vortex, has an alliance with Grom because he's just that good of a dude, spends his days riding Dragons and destroying Teclis.
>Malekith retreats to the basement.
>Skaven get destroyed and return to the Old World, except for based Imrik.
This 'Age of Grom' game looks pretty fun.
>Skaven get destroyed and return to the Old World, except for based Imrik.
It's Ikrit. Also, surviving humans and elves stuck in Lustria end up getting adopted by Lizzies and raised as Skinks.
Grom would be the best greenskin lord but Grimgor is factually da best lord in the entire game.
Are dark elves a decent beginner faction? Malekith looks cool.
Why did Age of Reckoning shat itself?
is the game patched enough to be playable again?
>Greenskin
>Is brownish yellow
Never understood this, it's like calling niggers who are brown, black.
Makes 0 sense.
Unironically what the average An*glo looks like. God cursed those wretched people.
it was a low-quality WoW clone
>Leave any battle with a 50% or lower auto-resolve chance with 75-80% casualties
Maybe I should just auto-resolve instead of actually trying
Yeah
I'm playing as the Tomb Kings, the one with the Easy start. I'm on turn 20 and I have only taken one settlement and have two armies, and I've just gotten the flying sentinels or whatever they're called.
Am I moving super slow? It feels much slower compared to how my High Elf campaign was going
Don't fuck with irondrakes
Any tips for juggling what movement types to use?
Not much to do at launch and the first month of subscriptions broke and charged a lot of people multiple times, which was some bad press
No girls allowed
The quickest way to start with them is to get a Necrotect from the initial hero choice in the first few turns
After that you get the rite to get a special Necrotect that can instantly turn ruins into a tier 3 settlement
Go raze some random enemy town, use the necrotect to take it over, and get your Tier 3 units going super early.
Only force march when you're sure no enemy army is in range to attack you. Find a good spot to ambush and you can destroy most armies.
As what factions? As the Orcs I use the Underway for getting around mountains and the like, Normal for when I'm going to make an attack and Raiding Camp when you're in enemy territory. March is useful for when you have to cross big chunks of the map and don't expect to fight, but Use Underway can be quicker in a lot of circumstances.
>faction with free armies with no upkeep
>only way to slow the progress is putting additional lords behind paywall
Yes user, you are super slow. In turn 20 you should have at least few provinces.
Make your main army with good composition and pack other lords with free skeletons.
Later in the game I tended to make one good army with second one as reinforcements containing only nehekara riders/chariots.
Fuck, I'll keep that in mind. I'll continue this playthrough though as a first full one.
cheats are bad m'kay
Damn these pirates are no joke when facing them in their capital.
I just felt weird leaving my base unguarded but then I realized my base had the scorpions so yeah I stayed around my base for far too long.
Thanks for the advice on the reinforcement army though, I'll keep that in mind.
The best beginner faction is tomb lords
if you auto resolve those you'll lose your entire army.
grimgor is cooler and more fun, black orks are fucking sick and his starting position is a blast