Does this rat know about video games?

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fat rat LOL

ooh that's a big one

BRO another epic rat thread!!!
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i'm unironically getting a pair of rats next week because of these threads

he0s fat

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I fucking hate rats
I had one get into my house last year during the rainy season.

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Good choice, read some guides about them, they are kinda tricky

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enjoy being heartbroken in 2~3 years

That's a chinchilla you stupid fuck.

Enjoy the time spent.

enjoy being gay LOL owned

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am I the only one here that enjoys watching rats get hunted? It's like they are a specifically-designed food source for nature.

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Imagine thinking this when you could just discover how to extend the lifespan of various animals safely through the power of genetic science and sheer autism

their feet are fucking disgusting

They are sadly the plankton of mammals, so they are the source of food of everything because of how fast they reproduce, you are not the only one if you were all those horrible rat hunting videos wont be on youtube, shame on you

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Animals die. What a revelation. The idea is you give them a better life than they would've had without you.

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Feet are disgusting in general.

their feet are kinda cute

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>I DID IT AGAIN MOM! I BROKE SOME RANDOM GUY'S HEART!

N-NASAKA?!

it looks like a shrunken down version of some fleshy dinosaur feet

Rats and mice are fucking disgusting, kys if you own one of these revolting parasites.

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Be good to them, user.

He only knows about WoW

GET BACK HERE YE WAZZOK

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You got to turn off your tv or cover your cage when the news is on.

It's the tail for me.

That's a chinchilla. How many of these fat rats have been a lie?

Rats are clean as fuck. Easily one of the cleanliest pets you can own. Cleaning out their cage takes no time at all and they are incredibly intelligent and affectionate - but also easy to put away when you don't have time to deal with them.

tl;dr
>No noise
>No smell
>Cheap to look after
>Actively seek cuddles and love to play
>Fucking amazing pets.

Unfortunately a lot of the rats you get out there are extras sold from research facilities which are bred to study cancer, but typically display it towards the ends of their lives, which are unfortunately pretty short - around 4 years.

Just don't get a boy rat because they have fucking huge balls and leave a trail of piss wherever they walk.

Also don't be surprised if your rat learns how to break out of its cage and walks around sneaks into bed with you in the dead of night.

I miss my rats :(

I had a dream about getting rats because of these threads. I might actually do it.

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

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H-HAYAI!

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Sometimes I have to leave home for a couple weeks, can these little squeakers be left alone for that long?

Rats wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have those disgusting tails, literally the only thing that's been keeping society from breeding them as companion animals. They are cute critters until you notice that barf inducing tail.

If you have a small room in the house that you can guarantee that they can't get out of (sneaky buggers) you could leave them out enough food and water.

They are cleanly animals and typically poop in the same location so in a sense they'll be litter trained, so if you just leave an open cage or two with wood shavings ect they'll basically be able to look after themselves.

Just keep 'em away from cables ect.

Even still it'd probably be better if you can arrange for someone to check in on them.