Helltaker

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I don't know anything about this helltaker thing
can someone tell me why every character in it looks the same

Because you're faceblind, numbnuts

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Exciting news. Helltaker is now the 20th best game on steam according to user reviews.
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Lucifer is still the best demon

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Because the game deliberately uses only shades of red, white and black for almost everything.

Huh, appropriate banners.

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nice gif

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Every thread could use more cute.

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wholesome

That was mad cute.

I hope this game sets a trend of "short and sweet, pay after if you had fun" monetisation schemes
A trend of cute girls would also be good

my wife is cute

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>a sokoban clone that takes approximately 1 hour to beat is enough to get shilled into the top 20 by waifufags
says a lot about the state of the video game industry

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I'm sure people will try to strike while the iron is hot but most will be incompetent garbage.

All this talk of best girl, but who's worst girl?

Zdrada

I hope it makes more incentive to make passion games that don't need to be trying to be the next big thing.
Just make a game about shit you like, even if it's only an hour long.

Helltaker is worst girl, I'd go so far as to say he's not a girl at all

That would be nice. I unlocked the artbook and I still bought it because I liked the game. I actually only found out yesterday that van also made that old skyrim lockpick animation.
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I knew his shit looked familiar.

So what, is he their father-husband?

Zdrada. Not bad, but the rest are markedly better.

That's not Pandemonica, though.
Even if you're a masochist, breaking fingers on the daily is probably a no-go as far as waifus go. Or you might need actual mental help.

I would say Pandemonica. She never really got a scene which really made me like her more. And when you only have like 5 lines of dialogue, that scene is super important.

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the humans

Just keep her away from coffee.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

It's a harem in the old muslim variety.
Protect women; family, friends, concubines - pretty much any women that are in the household.
In theory, you protect their purity as well, but you also kept your sex-slaves there, because Muslims aren't great at practicing what they preach.

So Helltaker is just an all-around masculinity figure for the household.

She won't need to break them if you're good. Besides, I doubt it's the only punishment on the menu just because it's the one mentioned at that one point.

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He's their daddy.

Daddy-D

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for me, it's beelzebub

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Every girl has like 3 lines each, it's kinda difficult to dictate which girl is hot or not based on that. It's funny reading through these threads to find schizoid posts that go into extreme detail about their demon-waifu, highlighting aspects of her that the game never even brings up.
But in terms of looks, i'd say Zdrada is worst since i hate bitchy chicks with piercings and a smoking habit
Best is Judgement. You're a homo if you don't like cocoa abs

On track to beat resident evil 2 by tomorrow.

yikes

The artist is colorblind

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buzz off

Cute and Perfect

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ngl she looks like a early prototype of modeus

Its fine I thought. Red and black look good on a suit. And what other color should he have made hell, green? Its a very simple, short game. I was never expecting something huge and colorful.

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ok he's megabased

Lucifer. You can instantly tell that people who likes her are the same kind of people who picks Mario in Smash or Ryu in Street Fighter.