>"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."
"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know...
as if the lore was consistent across his books anyway
And she was a good friend (to Frodo).
LOTR will get a reboot in the mid 2020s. It will be just as horrifying as you imagine it. 6 movies instead of 3.
I want to impregnate that spider if you know what I mean.
Please elaborate. I don't think I quite get it.
I want to fuck that spider.
Do we know which actress she was modeled after?
I think by the time they decided the plot would be about making a new One Ring, the Shadow of Mordor franchise pretty decisively declared itself a glorified fanfic.
This but with Muffet.
stoya
She looks like a cross between Milla Jovovich and Stoya. I don't think there was a proper reference.
she does look like Stoya so i'm not complaining
she's modeled after her VA, if you'll believe it
Normally I'd agree but in this political climate I really don't want to complain when a game company puts a sexy bitch in a game.
I mean, it's a bit of fun and the game is actually fun now they've removed all the lootbox cancer out of it.
Also Christopher Tolkien was a hack who didn't let anyone do anything with LOTR so we missed out on decades of spin off books / games that could have been interesting.
Saggy tits like these are destinied for implants. These milkers gonna look so good afterwards.
The first game has Clebrimbor surviving the fall of eregion, stealing the one ring and using it to enslave an orc army to invade Mordor.
They never even pretended to be faithfull to the lore.
does Stoya have any POV scenes?
i honestly can't watch anything else
Who cares, it will flop and be forgotten shortly. I doubt they can trump existing adaptation even if they actually try to do it and not make reboot for the sole purpose of thoroughly niggerifying it.
Most of her scenes are from these cringe porn movies with retarded plots. Honestly who even watches these?
Good. I don't want anyone tainting LOTR anymore than it already has. Amazon are going to ruin things with their show, the Estate will sell out for big money now that Christopher is dead. People treat LOTR on the same level as Star Wars or Harry Potter and that angers me. Its something so much more than trashy pulp for kids and nerd culture.
>pancake tits
At least wear a bra
>Amazon's new LOTR series will make Frodo & Sam a homosexual couple
>And that's a good thing
They won't because its the second age, not the third. They will find some way to ruin things though.
don't worry, now you'll get more black elves and transvestite rangers than you could ever wish for
Give me spider mommy gf.
It would also be loaded with blacks and gays.
Will we get twink Sauron?
Why is Stoya in a LOTR game?
Is that the garbage lady from TWD?
I don't know. After The Floppit, I don't think they'll be so quick to remake it.