Girl joins our FFXIV guild through

... why did you cut out the part where someone hugs him?

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Jackpot!

shouldn't have tried to impress the girl and accepted her help instead

Why?

My dad went to Chick-fil-A recently, there were 12 cars in the drive through. Today he went to McDonald's, there were 4 cars in the drive through. Which one do you think took longer and why Zig Forums?

mcdonalds. niggers.

Absolutely shaming anyone who engages in simping is the only way of to fix it.

It took longer for your dad to figure out that you're a faggot.

the problem is that his shoes have shit grip and he should have replaced then at the first sign he noticed they were inadequate by design or from wear

You're telling a story with an implied purpose, but the answer in real life is Chik-fil-a because they hire the laziest fuckers and never want to fire anyone for bad work ethic.

Depends on what you want. What kind of question is this?

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Guilds with girls can function normally, guilds with incels can not.

>Girl joins our guild
>is all ^_^ hiii
>Everyone acts like they normally do
>She realizes we're all gay and no one is going to orbit her
>Leaves after a week

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This is why it's vitally important to have non-slip shoes when working in a restaurant. Wear the proper shoes for your job, kids. This isn't the worst thing that can happen.

Yes the trick is not being 14

The dude slipped, even the girl that arrived before almost fell.

Hahaha! They just never learn. :)

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ngl i'd leave the guild too if i found out you were all gay

You shouldn't be slipping like that considering how strong toes tend to be.

/thread

McDonalds took longer because Chik-Fil-A is purposefully overstaffed and charges more as a result.

She hates gays? Damn, she was a keeper.

i wonder what juice fell on him

Something similar to this happened on the last guild I was in.
>Girl joins
>Hits on everyone
>I'm a subadmin
>Keeps hitting on me and telling me I should use my power to ban people that don't answer to her
>Don't even respond to her
>Nobody responds to her unless she actually asks questions about the game
>Only stays on the guild for 5 days and leaves

it's a video game
99.99% of people playing it are incels

>Can a guild with girls ever function normally?
Yes, it all depends if the girl wants attention or to be useful in a guild.

>faggot leaves
>based guild remains based
GLHF faggot.

Maplestory has tons of asian girls and the guilds don't implode.

Incels predate girls being on the internet, zoomie. Guilds used to function just fine.

God, I wish everyone except incels would just die. Beautiful people.

user you could have gotten your dick sucked

>Meet QT grill in college.
>She's been in a end game raiding guild for six years.
>Never used mic so no one knows she's a grill.
>Got drunk one night at college
>Used mic
>Guild goes apeshit and demands nudes
>She posts a few in imgur
>Her two older brothers were also in the guild

Kekasaurus Rex

Asian girls are superior to white girls so it's obvious why they don't cause guilds to implode

congrats on being the one intelligent reply. look at all the fucking stupid reasons people come up with to avoid saying it. TWELVE CARS dispatched in the time it takes FOUR CARS at a nig operated chain.

The only thing that gets refilled like that is tea. Hopefully it was unsweet, or everyone and everything in the vicinity will be sticky for days.

I don't think there's an age when single men stop simping. 70s perhaps although maybe they just grew up in a time when everyone had to get married at 18 or else people would think you were gay and hang you.

>join FC in FF14
>get discord invite one day when they're doing map runs
>60% of them are girls, no trannies either
>everyone is happy
am I in the fuckin twilight zone?

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