AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAD 2 CHESTS ON MY SLOOP AND GOT SUNK BY A GALLEON OF 12 YEAR OLDS...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAD 2 CHESTS ON MY SLOOP AND GOT SUNK BY A GALLEON OF 12 YEAR OLDS I LOST 2 HOURS OF MY DAYYYYYY

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I think I finally see the appeal of this game

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jesus fuck this game is so boring and still is. how are they even making money off it to keep doing shitty monthly "updates"

They have microtransactions ingame for shitty cosmetics. It's literally a game angsty 12 year olds though. I tried it and the core gameplay ia great but the faggots ruin it.

holy shit it's a skull

How did it take you two hours to get two chests? I can do an entire Athena's Fortune voyage in 45 minutes.

if you've got a few guys to play with it's pretty fun

So what you're saying is you got bested by a group of twelve years, got pissed about it, and now think the game is shit.

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Solo players cant be matched against 4 man brigs. Thats not how the matchmaker works.

How does matchmaking work in Adventure mode, exactly.

The servers try to add similar players together. So new players generally get put with other new players, and solos get matched with other solos, duos with duos, ect. However you can see duos or trios as a solo, its just rarer.

Apparently the servers try to expose you to another player every 15 minutes or so by adding/removing players.

Alliances stop this though, so you can have one giant persistant alliance lobby.

Does the amount of treasure you hold make you a more attractive target to the elements?

Seems to be getting a lot of pirate attention ever since I sailed from Shark Island.

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Every time I see an alliance I do my damnedest to fuck them over
>See two galleons doing Fort of the Damned
>Row boat over and sneak on board one
>Wait till they've got the boss up
>Use one alliance ship to fire on the other
>Start yelling on open mic about "the asshole trying to turn on us"
>Both now fighting each other, alliance crumbles
>mfw

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Skulls attract skeleton pirates

It's been confirmed that you have a higher chance of getting the Kraken the more loot you have.

Uh, how fucked am I?

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You dead nigga

I can outrun them right?

I think pirate ships and krakens can attack each other

Being a dick-ass pirate really is the best way to play

Clench your butthole.

blessed troll pirate

not unless you are on the very edge of the Kraken field.

Getting attacked by that fish thing too.

It's the name of the game. Like when I see a fresh spawn ship I won't even sink them, I'll just board and steal all of their supplies so they have to waste time getting more.

I like being a friendly pirate.

Stalk targets from a distance, and then sneak aboard with shit I don't need and give them a reverse thieving.

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what game

Were they hot twelve year olds?

I want to do this, but sneak a bunch of cooked food into their food barrel. Too bad you can't leave notes as well.

Sometimes I want to, but it's too difficult to safely figure out who's friendly. All it takes is a few seconds to go from "Is he friendly?" to "My masts are down, shits on fire, and I'm going to get kegged".

G Force for the PS2

I always try to not fire the first shot. Playing music on an instrument is a good universal way to tell someone you mean no harm.
If they do shoot me they're getting a bunch of cursed cannonballs up their ass.