Best girl is Molag Bal's sloppy seconds

>Scared of dying when everyone knows the afterlife exists.
>Doesn't want to go to Soverngard like a proper Nord.
>Lets the god of rape fuck his wife and daughter in exchange for slightly better than average vampirism.
>Heavily implied that he got raped too.
>Spends a thousand years doing jack shit then ends up getting killed by his daughter and her boyfriend.
Yeah, Harkon was a fucking failure.

She was raped, user.

nice

Bro. It is an honour to eat a daedric prince's cum out of that cutie's pusspuss.

Something something, purify and mark her vagina with your dick.

So? Still sloppy seconds.
She also says in game that She doesnt regret the power.

You should tell your mom about this, I think she'd help you more with your argument.

Jokes on you. I hate my mother.

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>Heavily implied that he got raped too.

Lmao, keep your headcanons away from it. It's even in TESO.

Only women get raped by Molag Bal, they thus, become Daughters of Cold Harbour, essential for prophecies, I don't think they can turn into vampire lords since Serana, Valerica and Lamae never even mention being able to. Their powers are different to Harkon, he's not a "Son of Coldharbour".

And he had to sacrifice a thousand innocents to be able to become a vampire.

Serana can gift you the powers of Vampire Lord in Skyrim. I don't think it's mentioned anywhere in Skyrim that Serana and Valerica have different powers from Harkon in any way.

I don't know why but I had a chuckle reading this. Its funny because its true I guess.

>Not giving her the dragon wolf knot of the chosen one
I'm master of all magical and arcane powers, and a perfect living being with a soul that is demanded by all deities because of how much of a chad I'm. If there is anyone that can cure her, it's my dovahkiin dick.

Why can absolutely NO ONE get Serana's eyes right? It's her most obvious and striking feature et every single fan artist and 3D modeler gets them wrong.

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>Only women get raped by Molag Bal
What a fag.

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Adversity builds character.

I was starting to see Plato's point, but then Aristotle won me over and made me realize how gay the other point of view is, and is just a bunch of rationalizations to not be gay while still being so.
Tomeboys are the one true path.

>laugh at rape joke
>remember my mom was raped when she was 8
I>feel bad
I do this to myself and I can't stop.

>stripping a man of honour and virtue being the most desirable thing a man can do
That's wrong, you strip victims. Real character proves itself by what it can do in the strife for virtue. The man that guides those weaker than him to enlightenment and high virtue is the pinnacle. Not somebody jealous of anothers erections.

Aristotle's final point actually is pretty solid, hard to counter that.

Well Molag Bal isn't interested in raping you so you have to settle for someone raped by him

>best girl is Molag Bal's sloppy seconds
>explain this Skyrimcucks
Easy, she isn't best girl.

she doesn't even want to marry you because you can't compare to a daedra

If you have the USP it restores some of her lost, fully voiced, dialogue. She basically says she won't marry you because she is in no place to ask the gods (Mara) for the blessing of marriage. The stupid part of this is she will still say this even if you cure her.

Years later Aristotle still shits all over Plato.

>Serana can gift you the powers of Vampire Lord in Skyrim
Can she really?

>Being an immortal cuck

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Yes, you can ask her to bite you and she gives you Vampire Lord just like Harkon does had you accepted his initial offer.

Huh, neat. I usually end up siding with the vampires, so that's cool