Mobile games to play while on the toilet?

COD Mobile
Steam Link whatever you were playing before
An in-game day in Persona. [Emulated, of course]

fucking americans. why not just wait until you know you're ready to take a shit, and then go and do it straight away? you realise that as soon as you feel one coming on, you don't have to go sit on the toilet for half an hour, right? you're allowed to wait until it's ready.

The Reigns series are pretty fun, it's a simple kingdom management game with binary choices through swiping left and right.

Your butthole is loose af if you can shit in 60 seconds

>people are constipated on the internet
>must be americans
rent-free

I do exactly that, I just have violent and cramping diarrhea half the time and it takes a while for my system to clear it out.

>tfw for the last 2 months all my shits have left nothing on my tp

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It's hard to play games while your tummy hurts. I just can't concentrate.

>can shit in under 10 seconds
is my butt hole elastic?

It's what happens when your diet is 80% corn syrup.

What are in such a rush to take a dump?

>tfw trying to shit and the shit stretches your ass past its limits

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I want her to shit inside my mouth, a giant hard log of chocolate, which game can give me this feeling anons?

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this happened to me once in junior high, had blood on the tp when I wiped.

I have incurable IBS

I wish she was firing her titanic turds into my eager mouth

sometimes u gotta sit there longer just to play the game tho

You enjoy smelling your own doo doos, aren't yo?

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unironically hearthstone
>inb4 p2w
it is but after playing for 5 - 10 minutes a day everyday when I go to take a shit I have nearly every card I want except for a few legendaries

This is the best thread on Zig Forums so far, keep it up guys.

ESL retard, disgusting scatfag
imagine my shock

After i had my gallbladder removed when i get the urge to shit I have less than one minute to find a toilet. Every shit I take is an emergency.

>it is but after playing for 500 - 1000 minutes a day everyday when I go to take a shit I have nearly every card I want except for a few legendaries
you forgot a few 0's there user

>been working stupid hours because muh essential covid faggotry
>gotten to the point where I only ever have to shit at work
>done in a few minutes but take my sweet ass time because I’m getting paid anyway

They can suck the shit straight out of my ass for all I care. The quarantines done nothing but make the workload unbearable and all of our workers miserable. If I can take a 40 minute shit then I’ll take it

Why else you play games on the toilet, if not for entry level scat fetish?
Did you know that the amount of feces on the phone display is off the charts among people who do this literal shit?

Balloons TD Battles, unironically

sniff da poopoo doodoo noonoo

I had to stop because I actually got busy at work, but I work an office job and last year it was really slow, so I could get away with taking 15 minute bathroom breaks throughout the day. No one at my job watches over others or really even cares about anything anyway as long as you get work done and get results.

Russian roulette

>Why else you play games on the toilet, if not for entry level scat fetish?
I don't know, I don't do it, I can't feel relaxed and comfortable enough to have fun while I have logs of shit under me

her shit is not going to kill me user, I just have to pretend it's chocolate and everything will be fine

how is shooting someone in the head going to evoke the feeling of having a girl's ass on your face?

Anal fissues are relatively common
The worse is when you have like a fucking week of monster shits

>play 3 games on shitter
>get 60g
>get 10g for winning 3 games
>play again tomorrow
its that easy

I had the exact opposite experience. Before my gallbladder was removed every shit was the runs and I needed it right just now. Afterwards they went back to being mostly solid.

anticipate when you're about to feel the need to shit. so i gather my things as soon as i can feel the shits moving through my body and make my way to the toilet. already mid-game by the time the shit starts flowing out of my asshole. usually able to finish up what i'm doing in game by the time all my shit have left the party. then you pause, place your device on a safe, sanitary shelf, wipe, wash your hands, and resume.