Why is it so hard for Gerudo women to find boyfriends?

Why is it so hard for Gerudo women to find boyfriends?

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Big chocolate sweaty asses with red pubic hair and red armpits

Yes, and?

The fact that 85% of Hyrulian elf males are homosexuals, 14% are spineless beta orbiting jellyfish with shitty genetics, and the 1% is an autistic, silent vandalizing sociopath that occasionally saves the world when he's not too busy being a sexual deviant with a violent streak

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I'm seeing literally nothing wrong with anything you said.

Hylian men are tremendous prissy gay bois.

Why did Gerudo women evolve to be 3 feet taller since OoT?

>the total population is 100
Lmao

Because it’s medieval fantasy and there aren’t many gay people.

>Link is a sexual deviant
going to need a reason to back this shit up; especially since the dude, despite having so many women after his dick they fought a literal WAR over it, he's yet to have sex.

Me, try to get inside garudo town shit
> Giants gates keepers kick my link butt out of the town
Me, dressed link like a girl in front of the gates
> Gates keepers allowed me to get inside
Me, walks around the town
> Every body knew link was a boy.

What the ducking wrong with this game ?

>body hair on females
*visible disgust*

Fucking love these girls.

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Gerudo only bear 1 male every 100 years in the lore. The male is then the designated king of the Gerudo.

t. pedohomo

they had penis

Even better.

>Big chocolate sweaty asses
And now I'm horny. Thanks user.

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And...?
all their kids are from hylian rape babies. Hell, alot of people hold to the theory that Malon Mom was a gerudo.

>tfw they will never be real
>tfw 6'3" and will literally never find a taller girl who isn't a genetic aberration who will be dead by the time they are 30
Just kill me, pete.

At least it isn't another fucking Persona 4 thread. There are tens of them.
Also, more Gerudo.
(I have only played one Zelda game to completion and it didn't have any)

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There aren't any lolibabas, there are lolis and old hags but there aren't any lolibabas, fucked up if you ask me.

They don't leave early enough.

Is is even possible to find a tall fit chocolate woman irl who isn't hideous and doesn't look like a man?

no
They are one of those things that only exist in the realm of fantasy.

what would sex with a gerudo feel like?

ponephoster detected

Hot dog going down a hallway man, their vag's would be way too big for a normal human.

Not sure. I'm missing out on what their personalities are like. Which game is this from specifically anyway. I think I have it but haven't played it.

Nah dude, think about it, they are a race who are basically only ever going to have sex with men who are half their size, given how rare gerudo men are, it would make sense for them to evolve to have parts compatible with smaller men.

Given how G-dorf was born thousands of years ago when Gerudos were smaller...

Fuck, he must look like a manlet to his race now.

Gerudo's breed true, if Malon's mom was a gerudo she'd have a huge nose and be black just like them.