Bros, i cannot get her to have sex with me

bros, i cannot get her to have sex with me

i always thought i was a chad

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>i always thought i was a chad
You would have raped her then

What's the name of the game? You can have my sloppy seconds.

datingariane.com/

alright boys im goin in

only thing i need to be briefed on: was this game made by a man or a woman?

probably a 14 year old boy

>i always thought i was a chad
That's your first issue.
Fucking her is so easy, how are you this bad

woman, she also made 2 sequels, one that is pretty boring and the other Ariane in Paradise that is decent

I am 26 years old and have never been on a date before

I always find posts like these sad, because I know people can do better, they just refuse to. r9k is full of these posts.

The first run I had of this game we sexed. Not sure why this gets memes so hard.

To be fair r9k people are the type who want to go on a date but can't cause they're awful people. This user might be acceptable just uninterested or unlucky. Give him some credit.

WTF I CANT WIN

True, I don't know this user, but the "self improvement" meme isn't entirely a meme.

Chad status revoked

Are there any other games like this? I've fucked Ariane too much, I'm bored of her now.

Turn back now before it's too late, the virtual thots arent worth it

this game is bullshit, when I kiss a girl in her house, I can right away fuck her, but not in this game apparently

I think the best I’ve done is she’s flashed me her tits at the basketball game. She’s a stupid bitch that gets angry at dumb things.

>runs away to the bathroom after having too much wine like she's gonna puke
>follow her in to idk hold her hair or some shit
>she's just pissing and is now mad that I came in
damn why'd they have to make it look like she was gonna puke

WTF Zig Forums
Did the bitch put pizza on her shirt only to have an excuse to go take a shit? I just wanted to help her clean it up!

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>says you can follow her into the bathroom to wash off the beach sand
>follow her
>game over
What

I think there is some sort of points system and you didn't build up enough to get past the game over barrier for that scene

>she tells me to kiss her
>I do
>"woah hold your horses there cowboy"
wtf bitch

It's not a very well made game. A lot of the things you do that make you fail would work on a real woman.

>take a walk with her to the park
>have steak dinner
>say I need to go to the bathroom
>"You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be
more prepared and go before you show up. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END "
Is there an option to punch ariane?

i have a bigger problem with multiple choices being a shitty extension of the same answer

Why do you people expect so much out of this? It's nothing more than those shitty flash games you played on Newgrounds 10 years ago

You can find an updated version of this on newgrounds. It has updated art, few more challenges but is generally jankier and takes ages to load at first.
newgrounds.com/portal/view/733235

I havent' played this in ages but IIRC it was almost solely determined by how much she drinks
>say anything romantic at greeting
>drink
>hug her
>drink
>dance
>make food
>drink wine while making food
>eat
>fuck

makes perfect sense, women are well-known for rarely using the bathroom so she has every right to judge you

I swear this fucking game is sentient. No matter how hard I try, I never win and the best I got was a titty flash. Its like the game knows how much of a sperg I am.

this is bullshit

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