Origami King

>yet another big Pokey boss
>the combat doesn’t seem to shake anything up, even by the time you hit the fourth world you’re still just lining up a handful of enemies
uhh, bros?

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it has a nice art style and will have good dialog like all of the pm games. that's enough for most people. if you still seethe over it not being a 1:1 copy of ttyd you're the problem.

>check Nintendo official channels
>no new trailer update
>yet another cubie bait thread discussing the same two minutes of non-gameplay centric footage
Fucking summerfags

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PM64 > SPM > TTYD > shitting yourself during Show And Tell in the fourth grade > Sticker Star
Didn't play Color Splash

>Still pretending SPM is anything worthwhile
You're worse than CS contrarians.

The objective truth. TTYD is literally just PM64 with the runtime doubled and it fucking shows with the padding and backtracking that zoomers who grew up with the GameCube ignore

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>implying even the cautiously optimistic aren’t prepared for it to be shit
Nothing changed, for me. Another game to skip.

>yet another big Pokey boss
Isn't that just a paper mache version of it like the other variants that we've already seen?

It's genuinely a fun game, faggot.

>Having your own opinion

Cringe, just give Nintendo your money and protect them and their product from criticism.

What's fun about it?

This image is new and it shows 2 new screenshots we haven't seen before

Seems far too big from what I can tell in that blurry screenshot but you might be right.

Being cautiously optimistic literally removes all room for argument from the discussion which is why retards who just want (you)s try to sling it as an insult
>Not buying it at launch
>Not paying full price for it
>Waiting to see if it's a game you actually want
>Actually attempt to carry some hope but acknowledge reality

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>it has a nice art style

White outlines
No personality for the character designs
Everything is arts and crafts

>it will have good dialog

All text is literally paper puns

There’s three new screenshots in the OP image, retard.

user, please. You're not supposed to ask questions like this. You're supposed to roll with it because it's a contrarian opinion that appeals to 19-23 year olds.

that tell us very little

>White outlines
Why is this bad
>No personality for the character designs
hats arent a personality
>Everything is arts and crafts
well no shit its fucking called paper mario

You cunts just enjoy hating things
Im not even buying this game by the way

That's a really cool ad.

>No partners in battle
LM fucking AO
And people actually believed they listened this time

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>people
consumers, shitposters, and shills are not people user

>4 different characters to play as
>Good blend of platforming and RPG elements (the pixel tree in Chapter 3 is one of the best)
>Story is never too retarded or in your face, but the threat looming in the literal background reminds you that shit is real and you aren't just fucking around
>Sammer Kingdom gets obliterated and you walk around the desolate husk of a destroyed world before going to the Underworld
>Count Bleck is the best main antagonist of a PM game
>Actually being able to fight all 100 Sammer Guys after beating the game

We know they can join, but we don't know what the fuck they do or if they are temporary.

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You need to give it up TTYDfags. Paper Mario has moved on from DA tier fanfic storytelling and babby tier JRPG combat. Just stick to Bug Fables and let everyone else have fun for once.

Paper Mario wasn't actually about paper until Sticker Star fucked everything up and missed the point of the series. The first and third game have basically no paper in them at all aside from a couple of visual gags, and TTYD's paper shit only comes in the form of a few gameplay mechanics in an otherwise non-paper world. Nu-Paper Mario is trying to be a Yoshi/Kirby arts and crafts game and it sucks dick. This is also why the white outlines are bad. They exist to point out "HEY LOOK MARIO IS MADE OF PAPER. EVERYTHING'S LIKE A PAPER CUTOUT, SEE???"

The second pick from right to left shows Mario with a line of cheep cheeps and two lines of bloopers but apparently he’s also using a skill/sticker. Can anyone make out what it is? At least if it’s a hammer or boots

>mario & luigi has a wiggler boss every game? sign me up bro

different characters to play as
That is constantly interrupted by having to Switch to Mario in order to flip to 3D because they had to make the least fun character have to perpetually be in the spotlight
>Good blend of platforming
The platforming is shit and the "RPG elements" are nonexistent. There is nothing challenging about it, Mario doesn't have the finesse he does in a standard Mario game. There's no powerups and hardly any penalty for being hit. Plus the game gets even easier as it drags on.
>Story is never too retarded or in your face
The story is extremely retarded and the whole thing between Tippi and Bleck is shoved in your face all at once at the very end for no good reason. Tippi is annoying and has no personality so they had to fabricate a backstory for her. Same with Bleck.
>Count Bleck is the best main antagonist
His motives were stupid and he isn't sympathetic at all, even after he redeems himself. He's not even the best antagonist within his own game, let alone the series.
>Actually being able to beat 100 Sammer guys
Yeah man. Sammer Guy Kingdom was the worst and most boring chapter in the entire game, I'm glad they let you subject yourself to 5 times as much of it later.

all I care about is whether it’s a quality game and adhering to established shit traits while neglecting what has been established to work is sufficient grounds for pessimism

Honestly if they do join I hope they work like 64 partners, but with the addition of being able to use items. I don't like the way they function in TTYD because they essentially became meat shields

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>and missed the point of the series
This stuff always makes me laugh when fans think they know better.
Its very likely they didnt make everything out of paper in the first entries because of hardware limitations

Yeah man, every Nintendo console from the N64 through the Wii definitely couldn't render a white outline around a sprite or a bucket of paint or whatever. They had to wait until the sheer power of the Nintendo 3DS came around before they could unleash their true artistic vision.
Oh wait, that wasn't what happened. They just changed directors and it's shit now.

>I have shit taste: the post
Go back to jerking off Color Splash, I guess

The Gamecube and Wii were both several magnitudes more powerful than the fucking 3DS. What kind of hypothesis is this?

Where did OP get his picture anyway? Reverse image searching turns up nothing.

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>No argument or ability to refute anything I said
>"Y-you must like OTHER shitty game"
Nah 64 and TTYD shit all over your "come to a dead end and flip to 3D" boring Wiibaby game.

>Guy pretending a mediocre game 13 years later is on par with two masterpieces accusing anyone else of having shit taste.
I hope you're baiting.

>being disappointed that a game doesn't have good gameplay makes you entitled
Whoof.

It’s a Famitsu advertisement scan, just happened to find it by chance. I’ve been trying to find any fucking news on this game but Nintendo’s been totally silent since the initial trailer a month or so back and that doesn’t bode well considering the game releases in about a month.

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>I just gotta keep saying cubies I just GOTTA!

But they use several more species than toads in Miyamoto-approved games. After seeing the atrocious art style of SPM can you blame Miyamoto for telling them to dial it back a little? Not his fault they went completely sterile.

>this delusional
You haven't a fucking clue

>>yet another big Pokey boss
Aaand fucking dropped. When your ADVENTURE RPGs can't even get as creative as the first fucking NSMB, you have a big fucking problem.

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Is not about SPM, he complained about fucking Rosalina. It's just that Koizumi simply didn't give a fuck and went with what he had envisioned anyways. Tanabe, on the other hand, is a bootlicker yes-man.

based mummipokey poster