This doesn't even make sense

this doesn't even make sense

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Have you seen Torterra in the movies?

Pokedex entries are canonically written by 10 year old kids, don't look too deep into it.

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But entire organisms spend their entire lives on you OP.
And the person reading this.

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I refuse to think this is true

The idea that entire generations of organisms have lived on my taint is hilarious. How many biblical tier floods have they layed witness to?

torterra = empolean > mokie

Why don't the professors revise?

>layed

No they're made by the Pokedex moron.

>his back is a table

We have millions of organisms who are born on our backs and spend their entire life there.

Pay attention in Biology class next time

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yeah I know, it's just weird to me that they explicitly say Pokemon
are there legit bidoof living there or just unregistered pokemon?

Are there microscopic pokemen?

did he ded?

Alright fucker, you asked for it. MITES! These little bug things live on every single persons body and there is absolutly no way for you to rid of them. They primarily stay face first into one of your pours for most of there life eatting the seabam that's secreted from your face (grease) only coming up at night when you sleep to fuck and at the end of its 2 week life explodes in a pike of feces (because they lack an anus so just stor eit there whole life) If there's a disturbance (scratching) they burrow into the crevices of your face, you kill one, they birth another one before you can even lift a finger.

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Probably tiny ones like the electric flea.

In that case the dex entry can be applied to any pokemon.

wailord is like 50 feet long but weighs under 1000 pounds-the pokede is just random numbers thrown together with no thought, no one takes that shit seriously. this nigga is clearly like 100 feet tall.

>7 foot tall huge ass rock turtle
>683 lbs

>floating balloon whale has low density
No shit

>can't catch the microscopic pokemon
>therefore can't catch them all
FUCK

Headcannon is not cannon.

The study of bacteria living in humans is rapidly expanding. We can't digest food without bacteria.

>Pokedex bio
>making sense
first time playing pokemon?

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>ohai
how old is this?? god the internet was so fucking innocent and adorable

>butterfree leaves her eggs on torterra's back
>caterpie lives there and dies due to torterra getting smoked by flamethrower

Joltik is cute and Galvantula is based. But they're city dwellers that drive up your electricity bill.

Joltiks.

>and there is absolutly no way for you to rid of them
That's where you're wrong, my friend. You can fix that problem with some good old fashioned serious burns

>turn your face into cooked meat
>"mmmn delicious"
You didn't think that one through.

The diglett that make up dugtrio are older and larger.

Hey man, you were the one that said "absolutely no way", you can't go through life being needlessly pessimistic like that

I mean, a caterpie could easily live in the tree on Torterra's back

It's very well possible there's some different lower-body composition when a Diglett evolves compared to how it normally is. The question then is like the image says, how does one weigh the mon? I just like to think those who determine the Pokedex entries are intelligent Pokemon like Alakazam or Metagross working with professors behind the scenes to determine this information with the mere sight of a new Pokemon.

That wasn't me.
The other one was me though. And that other one.