How were people of 1996 able to know that you were supposed to backwards long jump up these stairs to get to bowser?
How were people of 1996 able to know that you were supposed to backwards long jump up these stairs to get to bowser?
Levi Murphy
Jordan Torres
You didn't know that?
John Robinson
It tells you about BLJs in the manual. It's right after the page on unlocking Luigi mode.
Ryder Barnes
Gamers had average higher IQ back then, less black people and women involved in gaming.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Lol
Justin Walker
Speedcheaters make me sick
Nicholas Gutierrez
b8
Brayden Reed
You were supposed to buy some mexican magazine that told everyone about the BLJ mechanic
Oliver Davis
Wow, fucking BULLSHIT. How were you supposed to know?
Alexander Nelson
>dumb kid who learned about BLJ
>go into the aquarium area with Dry Dry docks painting
>can BLJ into the aquarium with fish
>literally useless but I thought it was cool as shit
>do the same in the mirror room to go on the other side
I love shit like that
Thomas Carter
Carter Carter
Game magazines?
Nicholas Fisher
Artificial difficulty to sell player's guides.
Josiah Cook
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Adrian Rivera
James Taylor
imagine if somebody made a game like this where this was the actual strategy and everybody just got stuck on level 1 forever and had no idea what to do
Landon Richardson
Don't tell me you couldn't figure out that you had to backwards long jump to get past the basement star door either.
Asher Moore
So that's how you beat Koppa the Quick. Could never figure it out as a kid
Ryder Hall
I didn't. I was 6 when I first played this game and it took me years to just reach 70 stars and climb the stairs legit.
Thomas Allen
Henry Sanchez
Delet this
James Flores
I never found this star when I first played the game. It wasn't until years later when I got the internet that I learned what I was supposed to do.
What a shitty obscure star. I'm still mad about it.
Samuel Peterson
>you will never have super autism like this
>you're just destined to be an average autist at best
feels bad man
Jayden King
Who the fuck actually has time to find out all these exploits? I've beaten Mario 64 maybe once in my life and never picked it up again because it's the exact same game every time you play. I can't imagine the autism that goes into these guides.
Owen Carter
they had Nintendo Power, nigga
Connor Martinez
>I can't imagine the autism that goes into these guides.
Well you just answered your own question.
Jayden Gutierrez
Some people just like finding exploits, and early 3D stuff like Mario 64 is riddled with them.
Aaron Reyes
Mario isn't even facing the hole when he putts, that mother fucker is a pro golfer
Ryder Brown
Adam Watson
Joshua Jenkins
There was a thread with people pretending pannen was some sort of godlike entity and someone posted that video saying how he could banish others to PU realms, really fun times.
Colton Cook
YAHOO
YAHOO
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Carson Baker
Bullshit, I know full well that scuttlebug jamborees are impossible on original hardware.