Here's your PS5, bro

I like it, gives me a clean cyberpunk vibe

VAGINAL STATION 5
VAGINAL STATION 5

VAGINAL STATION 5

>literally my mom's vaginastation

>designed by alienware

That's not it please no

Looks like a helmet.

Looks sexy as fuck

Now we need some games

ugliest console they've ever made by far, what were they thinking

looks good

Looks like a chink bootleg console

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So this is the Yiffstation 5...

Stop posting fake leaks retards

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How new age.

lmao

Vagina box. And what the fuck is a "Digital Version" of a console?

she cute

hope there's a flat version

looks sexy as fuck

seethe and cope more

nice dehumidifier

thanks bro
but ill take the one withought a disk drive because im not a retard

>digital edition
wew lad

ttthanks

Looks like SHIT

LOOKS PUNY. I'LL TAKE THE XCHAD FRIDGE FOR MY GAINS

Super fucking ugly LMAO

CUTE EARS

Fucking hell, Snoys taking the aesthetic L

Nice Wii

it honestly looks terrible

no disc drive

>Digital edition

KEK!

Looks like shit lmao

It looks like a dude with his collar popped really high.
Someone shop a gold chain onto it.

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>digital version looks literally the same

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>Digital Edition
oh no fuck off sony

The future is here

WTF I like it

>looks like sauron's tower
>two towers actually

sonybros, are we the baddies?

Looks boring to be honest.

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Sony lost bros... I can't take it...

Never laughed so hard. Thats going to overheat so badly.
>Digital edition
Aka "W-WE'RE STILL CHEAPER THAN XBOX R-RIGHT? PLEASE DONT UNDERCUT THIS"

A FUCKING TOASTER

Looks like a modem, meh

>still wont tell the price

Nice dust collectors

looks like a fucking modem.
since the sides are curved can I not set it on the side? there goes using disks anymore, also can't wait for my shit to get knocked over since it's slim as fuck.
>DIGITAL EDITION
LMAO
HERE WE GO
DRM FOREVER
NO MORE PHYSICAL MEDIA
IT'S OVER

fuck that bootleg gordon ramsey looking fucker

This is going to be the marmite of gaming consoles

>NOOO DONT GIVE PEOPLE THE OPTION OF A CHEAPER VERSION

Man I don't really care about this thing or the Xbox X.

Good lord that shit looks fucking tacky.

i've seen better deviantart mockups

Fucking gross, it's going to look so out of place in my living room.

>digital edition

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toasting in toaster console thread

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ALIENWARE LMAO

Sony Xbox 360

JUST

>$699
OH NO NO NO

OH NO
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK HAHA LOOK AT ITS FLAPS
IT LOOKS LIKE A MODEM FROM APPLE

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ITS NOT A BLACK BOX
I REPEAT
ITS NOT A BLACK BOX

IT LOOKS LIKE AN FAN MADE FAKE RENDER TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHA

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JUST MAKE A FUCKING BOX FUCK YOU DESIGNERS

>A fridge or a router

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OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND THEY COPIED XBOX WITH AN ALL DIGITAL VERSION

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V FOR VAGINA

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Holy shit that looks fucking hideous

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>REMOTE
HAHAHAHAH THEY FINALLY GIVE THE ACTUAL SONY CONTROLLER
ENJOY YOUR MOVIES

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Haha, it looks so fucking bad

IT'S LITERALLY AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! xD

LOOKS LIKE A ROUTER

So I won’t be able to lay this shit on its side? Ffs

VERIZON PRESENTS

>9/11 edition

looks like a vagina

THIS IS IT.
WE NO LONGER OWN GAMES ANYMORE.

this looks like its actually fucking fake, like some bumfuck designer made it in blender holy shit who greenlit this

They gonna charge 600 bucks for this.

lmfao

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD

lmao looks like heihachi

no

>A tower like the xboner too
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIT THESE THINGS IN YOUR TVSTAND
FUCK

People are shitting on it, but I think it looks cute

One usb port. FGC is fucked

Did they get the designer from DeviantArt?

digital edition looks better but I want a fucking disc drive ffs

Except without the giant bulging disc drive. Without it the design almost kinda works.

here's your digital edition, bro

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>NO PRICE
oh no no no it’s gonna be 600

>he doesn't know

Just like its fanbase. Not straight.

It is the same just without a disk drive you pleb

Looks like one of those shitty fakes lmao.

I think that's the point

I like it, buying the Digital model

>we want the arab audience

This, but unironically. Have sex.

COCKROACH HEAVEN

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HAHAHAHAAHHAHA ENJOY THAT UGLY ASS SHIT FAGGOTS

Looks sexy. Controller still looks like ass though.

Looks like one of those pajeet made up future consoles.

No more horizontal PS

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Looks like a Chinese console

What the actual fuck were they thinking? Holy hell that might actually be the ugliest console ever.

literally doesn't, autist

I'm not letting this atrocity ruin my living room.

PS VAG

You can't lay it on its side?

is this gonna be like when they marketed the v.w bug towards women? where is the flower vase?

>digital edition

the full version is gonna cost at least 500

They actually did it, the madlads.
A game console you literally CANNOT put on its side.

this
looks so feminine and weird

you can tell they made it expecting a digital only future

as someone with no space to store muh games, i welcome a digital version.

>no price reveal
I'm guessing 599 USD for the always online version and 699 USD for the real console LMAO

Looks like a fucking wii bootleg haha

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So they save $10 on the build and force you to have to buy external drives. What a fucking rip off scam.

WHY WOULD THEY EVEN?

Haha

UHHHHHHH
..........MEOW?

What was the last good looking console?

Now that dumb nigger who kept posting about boring plain black boxes can SHUT THE FUCK UP

is it backwards compatible

ONLY PLAYABLE THANKS TO SONYS UNIQUE FEATURES!!

It's over.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u can keep it

cooling issues

>1 (ONE) USB PORT
FGC ON SUICIDE WATCH.

What is that? WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT? It's fucking Homer's car.

Does it even go on its side? It's fucking disgusting.

Looks like this dude.

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looks better than xbox though

DESU I could just about accept the Digital version

the asymetric one with the drive looks like aaaaaaaaaaaaasssss

>34,527 DOMINICAN PESOS FOR A FUCKING TP-LINK ROUTER

It looks like it was designed by fucking Madcatz lmao

Looks like a fucking router lmao

Maybe you should be more worried about having cockroaches in your home in the first place let alone getting them in your console lmao.

playstation V

Why have consoles been trying to push vertical so goddamn hard and why is Sony so mad about it not catching on that they do this?

Beyond soulful. I never thought we'd see good console designs come back. Both the controller and the console are my favorite designs of all time. I'm getting the Series X but I really got to hand it to Sony on this one

Is it backwards compatible with any older console?

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literally the tranny station

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Ps5 really be out here looking like Kaiba's suit baka

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BUGSNACKS!

Router Station

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>vertical only
What the fuck is this shit ?

Look at that fucking tumor on the side

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Is there a price yet? If its something like $599 I don't fucking want it.

Even the console looks female

9/11 shop when

dilation station 5

looks alright, better than another box look

>xdrones laughing when there console looks like THIS
OH NO NO NO

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>Here’s your Alienware PC, bro

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy fuck

>looks better than xbox though

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>can't lay flat

I want it but this can't fit under my fucking tv

Same fucking problem with that xbox

I lowkey want to fuck it

Fat ps3

my black router was feeling alone, this is nice for him

It looks SICK

Fucking fantastic

In other words, the Zig Forumsstation?

The fact that there is a digital edition means the one with the disc drive is going to cost $599. Holy shit, what were they thinking?

gamecube still the GOAT design almost 20 years later

yeah i was about to say how can you complain when both are like this

IT LOOKS LIKE A TOY AHAHAHAHAHHAA

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can I buy one with two symmetric disk drives?

It looks like a fucking router

>dilation station

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Looks sweet, but where' the price?

CAN'T EVEN PUT IT ON ITS SIDE WHAT THE FUCK LOL

Looks complete garbage lmao
This is a design that you'll say "what were they thinking" in 10 years time

Me too.

I was cautiously optimistic, but this is a terrible design. No cooling, doesn't even fit well on my shelf, and it's fucking hideous.

>xdrones laughing when there console looks like THIS

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Looks like a router.
Also only shit games.

>the world's most powerful router

TORTILLASTATION

What the fuck are they thinking with these designs

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Digital version looks decent, its uniform and is a bit striking without looking retarded, version with the disc drive literally looks like it has a hulking tumor coming out of its side.

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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So is this the end of horizontal compact consoles?

>Reverse Oreo
This is retarded, you can't be white on the outside and black on the inside. You faggots have never even felt oppressed.

>no price
$599 confirmed.

What the fuck? Unironic no buy. Look at that fucking thing.

At least you can put it horizontal

this is ps4 concept art in 2008

why do they all have to be vertical though

LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FAT PS3. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

That looks good though and has good airflow.

So they went full out on making it look more eyecatching rather than making it easy to place in your living room. What if my TV covers my entire TV bench and I only have room for consoles on the shelf under the TV? Do I have to put it on the fucking floor? That sure defeats the purpose.

>can't lie it down
fuck right off

but why is it inside of a manila folder?

... it is a toy you dumbfuck.

It looks decent. Better than the 9/11Box.

PC here not buying it but I dig that style,looks really cool,best looking console in a looong while.

that's cope alright

It'll be cheaper too, killing physical games even more.

MY FUCKING SIDES AHAHAHAHAH IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASUS ROUTER FROM 2007 OR SOMETHING AHAHAHHAHAHA

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based

Fucking garbage design.

lol

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Why does it have labia?

>didn't announce the price
WTF SONYBROS IT WAS SUPPOSSED TO BE OUR TURN

You afraid to have yonic symbols in your house bro?

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I think we cant put it horizontally

PHYSICAL BOOMERS BTFO

>implying
I'm a PChad and I'm laughing at both of them. Cope more, console fucking shit

$599 for the "digital" version
$699 for the one w/ the drive
$799 for a "media kit" w/ the one in the drive and a remote control

Slim version when? Surely they'll get ripped apart by the feedback and make the slim version able to lay horizontally as the universe intends.

no, it would explode

does the Xsex have cooling?

lol reverse image search shows results xbox 360

my first thought also, it looks exactly like my router

Yikes, people type like this?

The worst part about the design is the disc drive is clearly thrown on as an afterthought. The digital only version is clearly the prime model with them slapping this together knowing people would bitch at a digital only console.

Why would you design a device that looks like an eyesore in most homes?

does the ps5 not have usb ports on the same side? i really don't want to buy another stick just to play on ps5

it looks like a mixed race wii

What's this, a honeypot?

No the black center is meant to be viewed as if honing one's eyes on a magnificent erect phallus of the superior black man.

BBC FOR THEE!

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IT HAS A FUCKING KINECT

I'd imagine it has a fan inside so there isn't any reason to not be able to put it on its side.

>Digital version is still physical
What a bunch of liars.

I preferred the pyramid, at least it looked funny.

that looks bad but it's way better than the ps5

It looks like a fucking New Alexandria skyscraper

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ITT: this board is insecure over Sony's dominance and worships Nintendo cock, despite getting nothing but garbage casual games.

Alot better than what I expected. At least it doesn't look like a trash can like Xboner series X

>one fucking USB port

>ugly controller
>ugly system

literally one of the worst designed consoles I've ever seen. where were they thinking?

A router and a trash can. Next gen is gonna be great!

Not gonna lie i'd hide or cover that shit if i ever bought one. It clashes with literally everything.

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I agree with this zoomer

>its real
KEK

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>Digital Edition

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

LITERALLY THE UGLIEST CONSOLE EVER!

I already have an air purifier.

I actually appreciate them trying to make it look more interesting than a black box but they failed.

yeah fridgebox it is then

Thats fucking beautiful. The ps5 is absolutely disgusting garbage

What the fuck, which way do the discs go?

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someone update Freddy Francesco please.

This ps4 pro is gonna shoot up in value for being the ps5 prototype.

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Routerstation 5

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I mean the option to have a 4k blu ray player is also nice.

So a compliment? Routers look hella cool. Xbox looks like a literal fridge.

Looks like Saruman's tower.

its a masterpiece

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sony rollin with the popped collar

xbox fridge vs pussy station amirite?

hahahahahah

How is this thing supposed to be cooled?

holy based

Digital only version.

no because it's curvy like women.

sonyfag here. honestly that looks much better. ps5 looks really gay.

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is it confirmed you can't lay the xboxsex on its side? the ps5 literally can't be laid on its side because of the curved side panels, but the xboxsex doesn't have anything that would prevent you from laying it down. they revealed the 360 as standing upright, too, despite that being something everyone laid down lol.

A fucking zipper, seriously Sony?

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How does the sexbox not look more like a router than the PS5? Delusional

if those top holes on it aren't used for ventilation then idk what they're for

How cheaper could it be? $50 less? If that's so then it isn't worth it, you would spend more trying to expand the internal memory with those propietary SSD than going for the complet model.

...

It looks female.

Peak console design.

lmao at the Xrectangle and the Playstation Vagina

Both are awful and forgot to have games. Thank God I just built a new PC.

bruh why not make that top flat do I can put shit on top of it

I like the design....

Why 2 versions? Blu ray drives aren't exactly expensive.

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At least it looks like a console and not a Router

S T Y L E

thanks, i don't want it. already got a better PC.

Here's your PS5, bro

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You know why this design is good? it's modeled after PC towers which are designed for maximum airflow. They put specs and cooling above design and gave us a simple box that's easy to store and wont fry internals. Sony fucked up by making it all design and no function and considering basically ever leak was just confirmed the heating issue leaks are probably legit too.

cope

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that's probably how they actually designed it, snoys will eat it up anyway.

>BLEACHED.COM
What did sony mean by this?

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Yes, they showed it in the trailer very briefly.

ABSOLUTE state of sony, snoys and play.
This is worse than the fucking ouya and stadia and wiiu combined.

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Looks like a sandwich while baked

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>can't put it on it's side
>looks like a fucking vagina
Wow thanks sony

cope

>stack shit on top of your consoles
>NOOOOO WHY IS IT OVERHEATING

Bro its Chad Warden in console form

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cursed image

its a vagina

>A 900 dollar router AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

as apposed to what, a box?

The only things which looked interesting were Ghostwire and Space Cunny.

A little to curvy for my liking. Had they straightened it out it would look great. I just prefer the more boxy/geometric designs of the PS2, OG PS3 and OG P4.

That just looks simple and uninspired while the the new playsation looks like "Certainly not a WII" in some shitty 2000 Sci-fi movie.

I can’t wait to own a SeX Box

It's practical, well built, and will be great at cooling.

As opposed to a fucking feminine trannystation antifa router.

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hahahahahhahahaa

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Hyped for the Nintendo Wii-fi Router Box 360

Kek

>Sony cheaped out on cooling
>again

i cant wait to see how hot this baby runs, i cant wait to hear how fucking LOUD it is

i bet if you throw it, it can fly.

its over

I like it.

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>xbox
>BIG BLACK BOX
>Sony
>white vagina
really gets teh noggin joggin

The fuck router are you rocking

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fucking nothing makes me want to get a ps5, the games or the design

wtf, can it only be vertical?
my tv stand doesnt even have room for vertical shit
wheres the usb ports? 1 port?

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This literally looks like one of those fake mock ups you'd see made by a 12 year old. They're trying to copy Alienware way too hard. Can this thing even be laid on its side, or is it vertical only? Is it vertical only because of its cooling design?
God damn PS5 is turning out to be a shitshow, literally the only two games that interested me were Ratchet & Clank + Demon Souls. Do you know just how fucking complicated the internal design of this thing must be? There's almost no room for airflow plus the complex shell is more expensive to produce than just a black box. Its obvious they're trying to go for a "premium" look, but the hardware+cooling specs say otherwise. I seriously hope Sony does a redesign, this is a disaster in the making.

this thing is looking hella sick now, ngl

Yo this shit look like one of those polystations from aliexpress

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>kill me
>kill meeeeeeeee

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>see pic
>inmediately think of a loss edit
Fuck

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price

now

Here's you console tan

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still better than the Xbox Sx Trash can

I'm thinking who is the retard that is going to buy a digital only version.

To quote sonyroahces about SeX and the digital edition: "Won't this confuse consumers? ow can customers know which to buy?"

by far the ugliest PS so far wtf

>turns off ps5
>internet goes out

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damage control lol

>shit sandwich

You know that you can paint a generic rectangle shape and it'll look the same?

is this real?

My sides!

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If that shit can't be put sideways I'm out.

youtube.com/watch?v=dudJjUU9Nhs

Physical media is going the way of the dino

This looks exactly like my older router.

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That looks terrible

how's the thermals though?

Based FPBP

does it come in burrito instead of taco?

Are you racist?

You can tell that physical was an afterthought. That drive looks like a fucking tumor

user...

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holy shit the cope is real

What the hell is the idea behind that white flap at the top. Shit's gonna snap so fast

There aren't many square routers, except for the old Airport Extremes
The PS5 looks more like modern routers.

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Fuck me I hate it so much.

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did the person who designed this retire or something?
how did sony mess up every playstation since?

PS2 original will never be topped

So how much does this atrocity cost?

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>bro my ping is trash
>reset the router bro
>wait no thats the ps5

Microsoft got a fuck ton of shit for bringing up the idea of a discless Xbox One back in 2013. But now everyone is eating this shit up for Sony?

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>Snois literally going to lay down $600 for a vagina sculpture

It can. Didn't you watch the end of the video?

Did they really put it on the fucking BOTTOM of the system?

>GTA5
>A FUCKING REMASTER
>NIGGER GAMES

>Disc version has the tray bolted on like a tumour
>Intentionally asymmetric, ugly
>"Digital edition" will be cheaper and looks nicer
>Most people will buy that version
>Will come with piss-poor storage so you can buy tonnes of external Sony (TM) SSDs
>Access to games will be granted via the cloud so you always have to be online, and you have to behave like a good goy
What a sad reality.

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It's disasterously ugly.

And that FUCKING controller is wearing a tank top.

FUUUUUUUUCK

>The chad engineer
>The virgin designer

Dynavision looks better than this shit.

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why does everything have to look futuristic now

it sucks. no elegance or simplicity

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HOW ARE WE GONNA CLEAN OUT THE DUST FROM THE CREVICES?!

>presentation was mostly female leads
>console looks like a vagina
Truly Californian.

honestly, next gen is what's keeping me alive. i just want to see the COPE from ps niggers when xbox will be better at EVERYTHING and they will still find excuses for this abomination of a console. can't wait bros

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Sony has brand loyalty, I'll give them that. Nobody in their right mind would ever think this looks good without being brainwashed.

Hello Giant Bomb

OH NO NO NO NO NON O NON O
SONYKEKS? HELLO?

soul

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based monolith vs chad router

Based. You could kill a guy with a PS1.

I been had it

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Reminds me of those ugly electric cars

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