It’s retarded
Oh no
Still 10/10
You are the reason /vidya/ will get progressively worse.
Pun intended
>Neil Druckmann's new masterpiece is just Spec Ops: The Line
>Every dumbfuck gamejourno except Maddy Myers is still eating that shit up
Fucking Polygon going at TLOU's throat? Might have to give them a click
>insert your personal politics in the game
>reviewer inserts their personal politics in the review and judges the game by them
Makes sense.
cope, nintendie
The Mainstream told you hillary was 10/10
were they the ones who gave the first one a "low" score, and had a mob after them?
>25 hours of bleak torture porn
Thanks but no thanks
So, like do we approve Gaming Journalism, now?
Someone's getting blacklisted kek
even fags hate it
oh nonono
so obsessed with visuals and faggotry insertion they just made the same game again but worse
pretty based
>Did you know murder is wrong
>implying
lol Druckmann is subverting the fuck out of you by allowing you to pay 60 shekels to spend 16 hours getting scolded for doing what his narrative requires you to do to finish it. You're literally paying him to denigrate you, it's the most Jewish thing I've ever seen.
W-what about the zombies?
seething Zig Forumscels
it like they based it off Spec Ops: The Line, but their only knowledge of the game comes from reading reviews from people who hated it.
based polygon, consistently publishing actually critical reviews
You know you fucked up when even Polygon is fed up with your game being too preachy and didactic.
Are people finally waking up to the fact that 99% of video game "writers" are utter fucking hacks?
still higher metascore than botw
I fucking hate people like that who just want to wag their fingers at their consumers.
>too much zombies, too little lesbian drama 10/10 IGN
to be fair she never said people should ingest disinfectant to cure viruses or that windmills cause cancer
12 hours apparently
you're setting a low bar for 10/10
Apparently people can only talk literally and can't joke around. Well not trump at least huh leftie?
>female
>game journalist
pick one option to make your character retarded
pick two options to make you character a vegetable
woah... characters that arent likeable.. innovative
>One person is an artist, even if he does bad art he still tries his best
>Second person is hatefull faggot that despises the medium and just wants to divide fans and cash in on that
Who knew that star wars will become so good symbol of contrast between hacks and artists
That first review is written like every video game ever featured perfectly likable characters at all times and never attempted to portray flawed characters that learn and grow or any complex ideas. Preachy torture porn is not intelligent or mature, and neither are Drukman's political views.
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
Yeah, a 10/10 flop.
>higher metascore than botw
>exact same
You guys really are trying your hardest to impress papa Nintendo
>higher metascore than botw
Just dropped below actually.
This is why you sonyfags shouldn't hold reviews as gospel.
I wish. It will sell millions, make them a shitload of money, be praised as GOTY, and so on and so on. AAA is cancer, and so is everyone attached to it, from dev to journo to consumer drone.
This woman is dumb, she think saving Ellie was "dooming the whole planet". Bitch, the planet is already doomed. Just because one person is immune it doesn't mean they owe anything to anyone. Especially with such low risk of sucess
Here's a tip user, if someone says a Sony game like this will flop they're a Sony fanboy looking to set up their own shitposting.
Political activists shouldn't review fiction.
All they care about is what they perceive to be "the message" or whether they "agree or disagree" with the story/protagonist. The concept of empathizing with a flawed fictional character is not something they ever managed to grasp.
uhhh...