Aka "The Adventures of Space Karen".
Forgotten by everyone only a day after the reveal.
Truly astounding.
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Henry Ramirez
I can already predict the outcome
>game comes out
>talked about for 2 days
>week later goes on sale for 30 dollars
>another week goes on clearance bin for 20 dollars
>forgotten
>year is 2030
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Connor Foster
It'll be one of those 7,5/10 games that are decent enough to waste 1-2 days on and off it goes to be uninstalled when you finish it.
Alexander Gutierrez
Why the fuck are they so afraid of attractive women?
Gaming used to be a young adult male hobby.
Why won't they cater to my tastes????
Angel Fisher
I haven't forgotten it but I only learnt about it half an hour ago
I think it seems kind of interesting
Isaac Davis
It looks mildly interesting
I just enjoy the kind of games where looping back in time when you die is a thing
Jonathan Peterson
it looked vaguely interesting until they showed the gameplay, generic over the shoulder shooter that frankly looked like a PS4 game
Ryder Edwards
It's baffeling how western games don't take advantage of the fact they can design characters anyway they want, and always settle for the most mundane, boring , uncanny valley freaks.
Jace Perry
all women are fucking disgusting
Zachary Lopez
Looks meh.
Horrible, hideous logo. Returnal, makes me think they wanted to the name the game Return but released the name was already taken. You just know this character is obvious author self insert and felt the need to put her ugly ass in the game.
Bentley Walker
its just an episode of Stat Trek Voyager
Adrian Ortiz
Leo Sullivan
>half the games had white female protagonists
This is somehow much more diverse than white male protagonists according to SJWs
Hudson Morris
The absolute STATE of Sony
KEK
Christopher Moore
>youtube.com
i see enough ugly women every day. why the fuck would i want to play one to relax?
David Walker
This game made me feel even more nauseous than tranny dinosaurs. I hate it
Eli Long
>Housemarque is a Helsinki-based independent game developer
William Campbell
Honestly it looked like it would be one of the best games. Pretty shitty title though.
Gavin Gomez
would rather play bugsnax
Daniel Kelly
I'm willing to put money on deaths by the player being meaningless and just a checkpoint respawn but scripted mission "deaths" being part of the story. So you'll have this stupid "no, that death doesn't count because you didn't die on queue" shit.
Isaiah Campbell
It's a Housemarque game, so at least I can be confident that the mechanics and gameplay will be solid.
Eli Rogers
At least she looks fine from behind.
Gameplay seems interesting, I'd like to see more of it. Maybe it's some kind of rouge-lite?
Carson Thomas
>Returnal it to the Store
Joseph Gomez
>It looks mildly interesting
>it looked vaguely interesting
shills
Benjamin Gray
Groundhog day in space? Sounds familiar...
Thomas Russell
Honestly just wasn't interesting enough.
Also Capcom stole the astronaut game hype with their Cunny simulator Strand game or whatever the fuck it's going to be
Jose Adams
What a fucking retarded looking protagonist, it's one thing to go realistic with the imperfections but now the whole character is too ugly and generic looking.
Daniel Hill
take your meds
Jose Myers
Looked more like Kojima.
Levi Gomez
yep. see
Joshua Edwards
have you seen the average female astronaut? face like hatchets.
Landon Sullivan
You do realise video games are a work of FICTION, and not real life? Why do we want to play some 50 year old hag, when you could have anything else. This is what developers don't realise anymore, everything has to be related to real-life in their mind. Japan's the only one who can keep the industry straight.
Christian Gomez
>You do realise video games are a work of FICTION, and not real life?
Wait, what? Since when?
Luke Clark
>nooo why doesn't this female protagonist make my pp hard
Dylan Anderson
your game looks like shit with an ugly karen lol kill urself
Julian Cruz
>female astronaut
They still look like they have a personality, this looks like she was drained of everything to be the most bland non-insulting female character possible.