IT'S TIME TO PUT ON YOUR BIG BOY COPING PANTS Zig Forums

IGNorant.
You made me bring out an antique.

please stop pissing the bed where you sleep op
unless... you're reddit?

honestly, it sounds terrible

>cinematic

I'm good. Enjoy.

>Spend months shittalking game.
>It's a genre/generation defining masterpiece that will find it's place in every "best games of all time" list in the future.

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>game journalist who gets paid to put out reviews and receives free copies and gifts from the game developer and publisher
>gives a game a 10/10
so we're supposed to believe that he actually played through the entire game?

NOOOOO THEY BUY THAT SCORE IT'S NOT FAIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone got a link to the leaked gameplay? Trying to find more gems like "bigot sandwitches"

Why would one need to cope with shill "reviews?" We already know they've been useless for decades.

>Critic reviews

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if you read the critical reviews, it sounds like it’s an incredibly moralistic, one note revenge story where the entire point is to make you feel guilty for playing it. it’s basically spec ops the line

>game is jam packed with commie allegories.
>game journalists give it outstanding reviews
Wow I’m shocked I didn’t expect disco elysium to do so well.

Except spics line actually lets you kys in the end which is what makes it based

>Druckmann game
I know why game "journalists" gave it a 10/10. It's literally sjw to the extreme. Druckmann even included himself to increase the pressure on journalists because he is something you are not allowed to say and this in return would create a stigma onto you if you would give his game anything else than a 10/10.

The PlayStation brand is dead for me. Sony has done everything to kill it's brand. Now I only buy "REAL JAPANESE" games. The West is dead and now it's time to support the last resort for gamers. 日本万歳

hmm

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Whats the point of reviewers if they all say the same shit, if someone wants to get a good idea of a game it should have multiple reviews from differing opinions, yet everyone is giving this game a 10/10 like its perfect, which clearly isnt, hell no game will ever rightfully get as many full scores as this, is videogame journalism a hivemind?

Why would anyone cope when everyone knew this is exactly what would happen?

Thanks for the bump.

Ever think maybe people just like it because it's a good story??

IGN
>company that constantly mysteriously rereviews every actiblizzard game
>company that always does spotlights on these games
>company that always "leaks" the new COD from activision
>company that got the "mysterious" spyro egg (owned by activision)

hmmm dont think this company would ever take money for a positive score, no siree.

>beating the shit out of women and minorities
its incel nazi wet fantasy

youtu.be/znskyTHibvk

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>ign

>Zig Forumsincels already seething

>cinematic storytelling
I thought this was a bad thing in games? When did this become something to be praised?

Reminder this is a reviewer
>the game isn't about gameplay it's about running from the encounters!

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we all knew the game was gonna get great reviews and sell well. doesnt mean its any good

>using ign as evidence of anything