PSA

Hitman Absolution is FREE on GoG. Redeem it on your account to download the installer for free.

>inb4 worst Hitman

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>Redeem it on your account
site's broke. you click go to giveaway and nothing happens, tried it in the galaxy client too.

this, can't even refresh.

Sucks how far Hitman series has fallen. Used to be one of my favs and now I don't even want to get Hitman 3.

Don't tell me the giveaway killed the site

>here's the worst hitman for free
gee thanks

why exactly? 2016 / 2 have been some of the best Hitman games. Some of the shit about it is definitely annoying, like having to unlock gloves for your suit behind weekly challenges, but the actual gameplay is mint

not trying to stir shit but at least Absolution is a fun game to play as a generic third person stealth shooter. Codename 47 is probably the worst hitman game in that it's aged like milk.

Blood Money is still my favorite.
Contracts had the best atmosphere.

Wasn't this given away on steam a few months back

>company allegedly bigger than ubisoft
>doesn't even have enough servers for the store to operate properly

>click the Absolution banner on the main page
>takes me to Absolution's store page with a link to a giveaway page in lieu of a buy button
>click it
>takes me back to the main page

At least Codename 47 feels like a Hitman game and not a sloppy generic early 00s action game

The Hong Kong and Hotel missions are more enjoyable than every level in Absolution

ok retard

Shut the fuck up.
I dont want a generic third person stealth shooter.
I would play Metal Gear Solid if I wanted that shit.

I hope to god that there is a preload for the people that preordered Cyberpunk 2077 on GOG cus the site will definitely shit itself when September comes.

holy fuck one 'bad' game being given away has crippled their entire operation.

Is that possible for .exe installers?

I really hate the stupid fucking "season pass" always online thing. They also dumbed down the game so that high rankings are easy even on your first playthrough of a level. They want you to replay levels to unlock every disguise and kill method and gun or whatever instead of making you replay to get the highest ranking. I remember replaying missions and writing down every guard's route in the old games to find the best way to get in/out. Now it's "AN OPPORTUNITY IS REVIELING ITSELF! Looks like the target is expecting to meet with a masseuse! Why don't you go to the locker room to get a masseuse outfit?? The locker room is that way ---->" Why do they need to spell it out?

Oh shit I managed to get it

>Hitman Absolution
more like Hitman AbsoluteKINO

Worked for me just now.

i hope the site gets fixed soon. i don't give a shit about hitman- i just want to buy wizardry

worst Hitman

I think they did a good job making it normie friendly. The real challenge isnt trying to get Silent Assassin but figuring out speedruns or what weird challenged you can pull off like killing the targets with a fish or something. You can turn off a lot of the tutorial stuff too.

You know you can turn it all off ?
You have only yourself to blame for playing on ez mode.

Shit, how am I going to get passed this guard? He can see through my disguise!

*walks by while yawning loudly and rubbing chin*

whew, close one!

>You can turn off
>You know you can turn it all off ?
Always the response I get. Might as well play with only my left hand too. How about an option to turn the always online off?

Not him, but even if you turn it off events almost never play out on their own. The masseuse will never actually go give the massage, the master of ceremonies will never start the show, the camera crew will never go start the interview, the deliveryman will never drop off the flowers, etc, etc. None of it happens outside of 47's direct intervention.

literally not worth $0. I wouldn't play it if you paid me

This came out around the time I realized modern gaming is becoming a big budget cinematic experience. This was around the time nu Thief and Tomb Raider came out and was incredibly dissappointed by all of them.

based

Hitman was not even good until nu hitman and hitman 2
absolution was bearable but still 1000 times better than the games before it