>Literal ara ara semen demons
THANK YOU BASED CAPCOM
>Literal ara ara semen demons
THANK YOU BASED CAPCOM
>devil may cry started as a resident evil spinoff
>now resident evil is turning into a devil may cry spinoff
They're old, you can have them
Jill,Claire and Rebecca look like THAT??
What's the appeal of 40+ yr old women?
While I can appreciate a good MILF I can't stand stupid hats. That shit is literally a joke from one of the Scary Movie films.
alll they want to do is fuck
>Not wanting a 100+ year old witch to slowly drain your soul through your cock
Get a lot of this faggot
They have experience
>that
>ara ara semen demons
lmao yeah nah
I am not against fucking old bitches but come on now.
Kino joke
Insidious vibes
What the fuck is happening in the last picture
Can we go back to resi being about bio terrorism with mad scientists and not whatever this is?
which one of them turns into a werewolf?
She's sucking his blood
It takes place in Romania so vampires and werewolves
shop a peepee in the last image
>Can we go back to resi being about bio terrorism with mad scientists for the 1000th time?
no
>They have experience
desu in 2020 even 20 years old girls have massive experience
>entire cult of tall, busty, Eastern European vampire mommies
No wonder Chris is the bad guy. Even Capcom knew how horny everybody's gonna be for these chicks.
oh. OH. OH FUCK ARE THOSE FEMALE CHARACTERS? IN A RESIDENT EVIL GAME? IM GONNA, IM GONNA...
god dammit
Now I'll go on a "blowjob face + aunt" spree on sadpanda
The Umbrella logo implies that this is also some kind of biohazard, just like in RE4 you had cultists but it was actually a parasite.
Also didn't the t-Veronica virus in CVX literally give people fire powers lmao
>American people made insane by Umbrella become fucking nasty rednecks living in the marshes in a dilapidated house that's gone to shit
>European people made insane by umbrella become upper class bourgeois living in a beautiful manor
THE GIRL ON THE LEFT IS CLAIRE
Damn I hope they give Ethan a footjob.
Middle aged women tend to have good experience, nice bodies, and they tend to have higher sex drives.
I just have a thing for older women though.
Goddam my cock is about to blow up
This. Resident Evil was always a cheesy mess even though I loved the original 2 and Code Veronica. Zombies are outdated, nobody takes them seriously anymore. I'm glad Resident Evil is becoming more serious.
>Middle aged women tend to have good experience, nice bodies, and they tend to have higher sex drives.
unsuitable for marriage and procreation though
>Don't worry, Ethan, we'll suck up all that spunk so there won't even be anything left for Chris to force you give to his busted sister
How can muttoids cope?
>unsuitable for marriage and procreation though
maybe for your limp low test dick