Bros, how can I get a gamer girl who likes all videogames...

they don't exist. the only gamer girls who commit just do it as a means to an end. they want the status; not the indulgent experience of gaming itself.

You don't want a gamer girlfriend. In general you want women to be as far away from your hobbies as possible, UNLESS it's something rare like spelunking or hiking or some shit, where you only do it every now and again. The thing about gamer girls is that they want to play with you all the time, and you get drama with her trying to insert herself in your gaming circle, you get drama because she'll be worse at all the games than you but if you try to help her improve by giving feedback she'll get upset with you, because women are not competitive in the same way men are and so they interpret things like constructive criticism as personal attacks. If you guys end up breaking up you have to deal with the drama of her still being in all your accounts been having your logins for everything and being on all your friends lists and your friends friends lists yada yada yada.

It's a living hell. The side from super light shit like occasional Mario kart at a party you do not want your girlfriend to be a gamer if you care about playing games.

you get a boy

>and the few who play videogames only play pokemon or zelda and they don't even finish their games
take these girls and get them to play more games

There are threads about STALKER here all the time. But you choose to out yourself as a eceleb fuckwit, so

ah yes, STALKER, the game Zig Forums has been praising since it's release

Thanks, user. This cheered me up.

>likes all videogames
You won't ever find a single sentient being in existence who fits that criteria, much less one who'd find you attractive.

Imagine sticking your dick inside her butthole

lol good luck with that. Remember even gamer girls don't want some mouthbreather who plays video games 24/7. In fact, they still might prefer chads who play the occasional video game

Cant deny that your favourite game is fucking reddit shit

Hey man, don't read too much you know what I said okay. I'm bitter and jaded after years of frustration with relationships, but the crabs in a bucket shit is real. Just because I failed and hate women forever doesn't mean that you have to also.

But seriously just don't expect to play team based PvP games with her because she WILL Make you guys lose

I had no idea reddit likes STALKER. Since you go there, tell me about it

I am imagining the smell.

>just don't be fat or ugly
Unironically good advice if you WANT to be the trap also

>girl asks what games i play
>like rts and city builders
>jokeryouwouldntgetit.jpg

reddit is an adjective
has nothing to do with the site at this point
Zig Forums is as bad as reddit

Does "reddit" means popular these days? Or leftist? In either case, it doesn't make sense.

Is this even trolling? what's the point? you might as well just say "I'm retarded" and call it a day

Be attractive.

By playing games. They're not outside, they're inside playing games with thousands of men exactly like you, and thousands that are far better than you. You need to be attractive, have some emotional intelligence, and then homewreck someone's unstable e-relationship. Fly her out to fuck you repeatedly, until someone else does the same shit to you. Then grow out of it.

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why *get* a gamer girl when you can *be* a gamer girl?

God no. I'm glad my gf only plays normie shit like the Sims and Animal Crossing. Never have a girl share your hobby, that's asking for trouble. This is the equivalent of you tagging along while she's out with HER friends. They don't want you there, and she probably doesn't either.

Shit, even if she already played games, the problem comes when you include her in your circle. Girls cause trouble just by existing, most of the time it's not their fault-- but rather how simps and spergs act towards them. Even then, it's a pointless thing to want. There are barely couch Co-Ops as it is.

>gamer gurl
This is a meme. Find a decent woman who's not an e-thot with an onlyfans account and keep your hobby to yourself. If she likes video games that's fine, but you're better off indulging in what you enjoy by yourself and not trying to find a soulmate based off "much vidya"

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My girlfriend likes some games, but apparently prefers to watch me play them since she just sucks at the vidya.

So long as you'll love me and not cause drama, would date you.

>because women are not competitive in the same way men are and so they interpret things like constructive criticism as personal attacks
How could one post have this much wisdom in it?