Survive for 30 years in the mushroom zombie apocalypse

>Survive for 30 years in the mushroom zombie apocalypse
>Be a raider, know how to handle yourself around other pieces of shit to survive
>Trust no one the entirety of the first game, even the people trying to make a cure
>Be famous for killing the Fireflies, EVERYONE knows your name
>Meet weird girl
>She offers for you to go back to her hideout where her armed friends are waiting
>Walk into locked room
>”I’m Tommy and this is Joel, our camps right over that way you guys should come visit”
>Golf clubbed to death

How did him and his moron brother survive for so long if they were so fucking gullible?

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i thought the nda's were still in effect? this info come from a leak?

tommy is the leader of the seattle deep state

The first 3 hours of the game leaked

Yes. Remember the people that said the leaks would make sense in context? Well we have the context and it's somehow even worse. After Joel and his brother save Abby and her crew, they go back to a ski lodge and Abby blows his knee off with a shotgun. Then she tortures him and slowly beats him to death. Meanwhile, Ellie is getting high and messing around with her Jewish dyke gf in panties.

That sounds incredibly retarded, why would Joel and Tommy do that

Does Tommy die too?

You have to watch it and see it to believe it it’s so fucking dumb. They say their REAL names, walk into the room of fully armed people, and they’re just like shaking hands and shit saying come back to our camp. They deserved it.

For as dumb as the walking dead is as a show, even they knew better than to have Rick Grimes tell a complete stranger his name and location on the off chance they’re enemies

It's fucking mind-boggling, dude. Joel, the man who spent fucking years as a raider surviving by the skin of his teeth and being a cynical asshole, somehow lets his guard down in a room full of fucking strangers. You're telling me Joel just forgot what it's like out there after only 4 years?


No, he just gets the shit knocked out of him.

>"we gotta make our female characters more powerful by dragging down our male characters"
>"but how does that make the female characters better?"
>you're fired amy hennig for having differing opinions than i, neil cuckman, the true champion for strong female characters

why has Zig Forums seethed so hard about his death for the past 3 months?

After watching the new leaked 2 something hours it honestly amazed me how bad it is looking. Imagine sitting through 25 hours of this God damn awfulness.
A glorious achievement after 7 years.

Almost like ((hackmann)) can't write for shit.

Apologize.

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Saves her life and yet she doesnt question anything. Fucken roided bitch with an ugly ass face and even uglier butch personality. How the fuck did Naughty Dog expect me to sympathize with such a shit character?

Maybe if you had sex for a change you could get over your hatred of women :-)

t. tranny

and voiced by laura bailey

sooo, what is IT?
buff girl or roided tranny?

Buff, roided girl.

Big girl (for you)

Honestly it didn’t need a sequel so this whole thing is redundant af #notmylastofus

seems legit

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>Tommy introduces himself and points to his brother to introduce himself as well which Joel does awkwardly.
>Mentions that they live nearby and have tons of supplies.
>Somehow didn't notice Abby with her shotgun pointed at Joel.
Is there going to be a plot twist that Tommy was in on the whole thing?

The parties set by Jackson were to also rescue those in need as well as clear out infected
The alternative at that moment was to either stay or be killed by the infected swarms or to trust this one person whose residence was closer to them than the town
Joel and Tommy had no reason to not use their real names the same way Joel and Ellie had no reason when meeting Sam and Henry

She wrote Uncharted 3
She has no high ground on this one

Troy Baker told us Druckmann was a genius... what's the meaning of this?

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wasn't half bad. the second one was the best one for me

You're not supposed to sympathize with her, but you're supposed to understand why she did it.

the twist is cordyceps causes autism in the main characters? maybe? idk

>Then she tortures him and slowly beats him to death
Jesus christ. But why? I would understand like, shooting him and taking their supplies, but this sounds inherently malicious.

Joel didnt do it, it was hackmann stupid ass writing

he forgot to use her special pronouns

Baker is contractually obligated to suck (((druckmann))) dick.

What Cuckmann wants is to give maximun rage to the audience personified in ellie so you can follow her vengaence story and BTFO mam, but instead druckmann says fuck you and makes you command TRANNOMACHINES at the end in order to beat almost to death ellie and her jewess gf

I'd unironically laugh my ass off if that's the reason

>Trust no one
where did this meme come from? Are we just going to ignore the whole Sam and Henry part of the first game? Or the trip the Bill's town? Look I know you want to hate the game, but at least make a good argument, this just looks desperate.

This. Remember when Baker said to be "open minded" about the game? That was a clear nudge to stay away. Coming from the guy with a personal connection to the character and watching him get raped by a hack must have been painful.

The result of terrible writing.
>we want this (thing) to happen but don't know how to get there
>fuck it, let's just ruin our characters intelligence and previous characterisation so it can happen

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Cant wait to beat the crap out of Ellie as Abby

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He killed her dad, user. Even though Joel made his death quick, Abby has to make Joel's death agonizing and slow where you can hear his screams while you play as Ellie in the cabin trying to find him.

You’re wrong and it shows the mental gymnastics apologists go through. Here’s why:

Joel didn’t introduce himself to Sam and Henry, Ellie gave her name and Joel scolded her. Joel didn’t trust a guy with a kid, only after they saved Ellie and Joel in the sewers did Joel warm up.

This was also before Joel, ya know, killed the single biggest military coalition in the games universe single handedly. They all knew his name, and wasn’t Tommy a firefly? They’re literally two famous brothers who will be killed on sight for what Joel did. The remnants of the Fireflies are out there waiting to murder Joel.

DO YOU SEE WHY THIS IS DIFFERENT than when he met Henry and Sam? He’s wanted for what he did now. Using their names is just about the dumbest thing they could have done.