LAN parties are de-

>5 player Fortnite parties
This is cringe

I mean, they technically are dead if no one has the internet bandwidth to support that many fortnite games running simultaneous for online. Also it's expensive collectively to do that for the online alone. Real LAN parties would be using purely LAN play. It's cheap, easier, and far better for the long term. Never have to worry about the game dying.

Imagine the smell

You obviously became homosex.
Don't worry though, gay is okay.

I hope those kids had fun

None of that looks good

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How much fuckin money was wasted for this cringe shit. Fuck upper middle class white people

im not gay I just find junk food gross now

It was for a kid's birthday.

>everything is cold

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That's a shit load of sugar and carbs, but I suppose its american culture. On the flip side, it seems like these parents are at least thoughtful to their kid.

I wish I could casually throw a party like this
Fucking third world hurts, man

Sounds to me like sour grapes, even if it's unconscious. You know very well you can't eat it so you cope with "it's gross anyway" because you can't have it.

Quit being a little bitch. Thumbs up on your diet tho, keep at it doggo.

>TV's on the ground
>Tons of fucking food that will go cold/uneaten
>Happy birthday cake
Why does this feel the kid invited his entire class but no one showed up for his birthday.

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He's not wrong, your body gets trained to dislike genetically modified foods and empty carbs. His body is doing him a favor.

>inb4 nobody went

Dunno, I maintain a mostly healthy diet and make almost everything I eat from scratch. I still junk food it up one every couple of months when I just can't be fucked to cook a real meal.

claiming that lone jar of pickles

No one cares, fag.

>will never have friends like this
Being a zoomer fucking sucks, I left the geek crowd to be more of a chad and get laid but the sex wasnt worth it and I now only have 2 people who are willing to game with me, one of which is too braindead for her to comprehend anything past minecraft and another who keeps ditching me because his first girlfriend ever is his "everything"
The Zig Forums plays threads are the only thing getting me through college and I love all you schizo faggots for playing with me

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And no one went to that party

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your body stopped craving what it doesn't neeed.

i remember when i got Zig Forums one time i went to get nachos, i ate like two nachos and looked at them, thought they were fucking disgusting and threw them away. i went home and made some caccio e pepe with a bit of grilled chicken and played vidya.

>invited to lan party, supposed to be six of us
>ends up being just the guy who invited me and myself
>we play mario, eat tendies, and drink a bottle of scotch
>I pass out
>in the morning he asks me if I want to "fool around" again another day
I-it was fun

I feel the same way. Friends are too busy trying to live out everyday, have no time for people like me. I love you bros.

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>if no one has the bandwidth

Friend, you may be vastly overestimating the throughput involved in videogames.

100% depends on location, that pizza does look terrible though.

>caccio e pepe
>pepe

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xD

not true at all. I ordered from papa bless recently because of a 50% off thing and it was legit the freshest pizza I've had in years. Management and the supplier used play much larger factors in the taste than you might think.

>Fornite
>monitors on the floor
>all that food openly exposed to air

I dont know bro that sounds like a friend you should cherish

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Me too

no it doesnt rofl

Not the guy you're replying to but I love you too fren