MAILMAN SIMULATOR IS GONNA BE UNIRONICALLY GOAT

MAILMAN SIMULATOR IS GONNA BE UNIRONICALLY GOAT
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Hah i get it because goat simulator thats funny

we already have paperboy

Spin off of death stranding?

Looks boring. I can also feel in my bones that the characters will be poorly written.

0:33 the characters look bored in their own game

Boring, no tits or ass.

looks comfy

I would love a job like this in a peaceful country town

sure but they didn't show much to do... I kinda want a game where you alternate between delivering mail, fishing, and investigating the cold case of a local uncaught serial killer (in the capacity of an amateur sleuth that knew one of the victims). That would at least give you plenty of incentive to talk with all the towns people and get as much gossip as you can. You would have reason to explore, and maybe you could stumble upon things like a dumped body in the lake when you're fishing out of your boat.

Delivering mail by itself is not enough of a hook, it's just a walking simulator in a comfy environment.

Based

Is there some competition to make the most dull ass simulator game possible? Even the trailer for this shit was boring.

can you mace dogs that nip at your legs?

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Shit they made a mobile version. The old one had no ads or anything.

Finally, a brand new Strand-type game.

I live in Oregon and find this offensive.

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finally the strand genre pioneer hideo kojima gets some competition

you should burn down your town for justice

I love Strand games

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>trailer has framerate drops
Embarrassing

I live in Oregon and I don't fucking care either way.

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how do roads work

I swear to Christ, if a female mailman tried to have a fucking conversation with me instead of just giving me my goddamn package, I'd karate chop that bitch right in the throat.

>female mailman

They’re called mailladies

It's ok to have conversations with women, user.

femailmen

game made by a fagget

literally more gameplay than death stranding

looks mad comfy, i lived in a town like this as a kid

I already get paid to do this so I'm definitely not doing it for "fun"