I am forcing myself to like pizza because of Dante

I am forcing myself to like pizza because of Dante.

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Don't fall for the trap of all-meat pizzas. They're flavorless, and too much grease ruins the crust.
Try Mushroom and Olive.

>Mushroom and Olive
no pp roni?

Also peppers onions garlic
Also fresh sauce > cooked sauce.

All-meat pizzas are fucking great but I'm a faggot for meat and your advice isn't wrong regardless.

>do not eat meat
>only plants
>drink the soilent
>eat the bugs
>live in pods
>donate your life savings to Israel
Fuck off

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I only like cheese pizza. Pizza hut or Domino's. Today i tasted the Domino's thin crust pizza. It not only looked like these americans pizzas i see on movies and television, but also was really good.

One day i will force myself to like burgers to, i just need to find some cool character that likes hamburgers.

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>I am a vapid fucking faggot please rape my face
Get out.

>only like cheese pizza
This. That's the only pizza that matters.

Pepperoni is one of the unhealthiest, most carcinogenic nitrited "meats" out there. Avoid it.

t. childhood 'roni enthusiast.

ok pedos

Who holds a pizza like that?

Nice try kike, but I don't serve Israel.
Ask one of your veggie eating sheep instead.

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How boring are each of you exactly?

Did a lot of the people that made Dante also make Dead Rising? For whatever reason I’m getting really strong Dead Rising 1 vibes from this photo, like the lighting looks the same or the models or whatever. I know they’re both made by Capcom

Do not use video games to determine your dietary habits you literal retard

Pretty sure that's a fan render. Lighting is not DMC4 lighting. As for DR, I can't be sure, but you can see a bunch of model reuse between LP and DMC4. Wouldn't surprise me if the same was true for DR.

I believe DMC4 and Dead Rising were both made in MT Framework. There's not a lot of overlap between the dev teams otherwise.
Although Frank West's VA did voice Credo in DMC4.

You’re never gonna really like pizza if all you got is fast-food stuff.

>I force myself to like delicious food
Listen, user. I know you're like 16 and life revolved around hot sauce on your chicken wing pizza, but I worked in a pizza shop for 7 years when I was your age-ish.

I've since come to accept that plain pizza is good pizza. If you're eating plain pizza and it's boring, you're eating shitty pizza. But my favorite toppings are pepperoni and extra cheese or bacon and spinach. But if the pizza's good, I'll eat it plain all day.

>tfw corona-chan making it impossible for me to visit my favorite pizza place
i'm so hungry for pizza bros

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If you dont like pizza naturally can you really say you understand Dante?

>forcing
>pizza

Are you at least tolerable with wings?

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Just make sure never to let someone from Chicago convince you to try their special snowflake twist on "pizza"

You should impale yourself to be like Dante.

You know it's true

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FUCK YOU!

You're paying the same price for less content

Cheese pizza is the equivalent of buying a barebones empty husk of a game on launch, whereas literally any other choice (pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, etc) is genuinely worth the money and time

I am forcing myself to like burgers because of V.

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Not sure if it counts cuz it was only on the anime, but Dante also loved strawberry ice cream

I'm not gay but there's something about Dante's pizza...

>Meat
>On pizza
You can't put normal amount of meat on pizza. Bitch even all-meat pizzas are mostly fat and carb.

>whereas literally any other choice (pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, etc) is genuinely worth the money and time
No it's not. The shop I worked at was actually really cheap. It was $2 to put toppings on a large pizza. I wouldn't pay $2 for the amount of shit they put on, but it's a really normal amount. You think they're giving you your money's worth? Why do you think Dominos gives away free toppings on their pizzas like it's nothing? That shit costs a fraction of what they charge you.

>Olive
I hate olive.

>implying the sausage and meatballs on chain pizzeria pizza is even 50% meat