We're already past the hump of the Switch's lifespan

>we're already past the hump of the Switch's lifespan
At what point did you realize that the Switch's first party offerings... aren't exactly the masterpieces they've been hyped up to be?

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>switch
>switch lite
>switch ____
one more console to go snoys. Your move.

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The Switch is cool. I might buy BOTW because Zig Forums seems to hate it. I bought Bloodborne because Zig Forums won't shut up about it, and it was shit. So, I'm going to take the risk and buy BOTW. If Zig Forums hates it, then it has to be good.

Since this is just another worthless consolewar thread, I'm going to vent a switch related frustration here.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE SMTV AND BAYO 3.
I'D ASK FOR MP4 TOO BUT THEY AT LEAST LET US KNOW IT WAS BEING EFFECTIVELY REMADE

>Prices never drop on hardware/games
>Get PS4 instead
>Have plenty of AMAZING/FUN games to try out
>Cheap
>Online is active even in old games
>ACTUAL functional online

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>Smiles at my Ring Fit Adventure
Oh but they totally are, OP dear.

>Get PC instead
>Have plenty of AMAZING/FUN games to try out
>many are free
>Online is active even in old games
>Online is free
>ACTUAL functional online

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Who are you trying to convince OP?

Also, its absolutely fucking hilarious that the Switch is smashing hardware and software sales records and is sold out worldwide in its FOURTH YEAR and it hasn't even had a single price drop yet.

Oh my sides.

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Imagine being this mad that you threw your hat in with the nogamesstation.
Yeah, go ahead and dismiss this with your greentext "B-But Sony!!" Maybe even throw in a "RENT FREE!" Doesn't change the truth.

Do you think that user killed himself out of embarrassment?

actually the switch first parties really are the masterpieces they're hyped up to be. i've yet to hear any substantive criticism other than waa it's not my type of game.

Consider buying switch lite, tell me why it's bad. Aside from muh graphics and glorious 15fps

What's the game in the 4th row, 6th from the left? Next to Onechanbara

Still seething lmao

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RDR2 wasn't really THAT good.

Nintendo's strength has always been and always will be software. If you wanna console war and go after Nintendo, attack the Switch, not the great lineup it has lmfao.

Except said software tends to come exclusively from Nintendo, so if you don't like the very specific set of games they make (which these days is limited to a select few franchises which are usually played very safe) there isn't much for you on these consoles. I can't imagine how anyone seriously into gaming can be happy with just a nintendo console since the Gamecube, the last one that had any third party support worth talking about.

>Astral Chain
>Three Houses
>Bayo 2 for me cos I don’t have a Wii U and never will
>Shield
>BotW
>Odyssey
I dunno OP, the ones I have are great. Too expensive though. If you have to rely on your parents’ money to buy for it, then yeah, it is pretty shit. If you like being comfy while playing turn-based or third-person games, it’s not comparable

I just wanted the fucking virtual console, piss shit fuck cunt.

Which is why Nintendo isn't marketing itself as a primary console, but a secondary one. Those who don't like its lineup will never like its lineup, thankfully there's plenty of people and more who do.

mitsurugi kamui hikae

I just love seeing third world roaches getting BTFO.

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all of these are true, nintenfriends just don't care as long as they get nostalgia bing bing wahoos

I really love the nostalgia Ring Fit brought me

>Multiplat

lel

For me the screen is just too small for my eyes. In some cases the texts are extremely small like fine print. If you can get the normal Switch

can't wait to see the tears when it becomes the third best selling console of all time

>all of these are true

Nah its just bullshit, look at the first one:

>battery life issue

The battery life is the exact same as every other piece of tech.

My PS4 pad is dead after a few hours. I guess thats shit too. I guess all console are shit lol!

>going the opposite of Zig Forums
This sounds good in theory but doesn't always work. What did you not like about BB? BotW is considered bad due to a lack of content. There is no reason to doubt Zig Forums's hatred of that game. Just look up enemy types as an example. No matter where you go in the world, it seems like you are always fighting the same enemies all over again with a possible variation for element which doesn't do enough to change up the fight any. Also, another problem the game has is that rarely can you kill a monster with its own weapon. I don't automatically hate durability, but they went way too far.

Delete this immedietly

He is probably dead, well he should be

>and is sold out worldwide in its FOURTH YEAR
Not being able to get one in stock for 3 months due to Corona, then getting 2 or 3 a month is not an accomplishment. I do agree it is selling well, but corona fucked sales.

The initial release was too low compared to other handhelds. My AC limited edition seems to be doing decent on life though, so now it is back to being a bit more comparable.
>PS4 pad is dead after a few hours
DS4 battery life is shit. Honestly they should get rid of the touchpad, speakers, lightbar, and aim for something like the Wii U Pro's 80 hour charge. Even the DS3 has some pretty good life to it. Hell, I'm even thinking about seeing if I can't get some decent DS3's to use for my PC emulators.

Switch was selling Christmas numbers through February, March and April (traditionally the quietest point of the year).

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