How would you feel about if you had the shota gene, like staying a shota all your life?

Listen, if I don't get to fuck super thick anime milfs with workaholic and neglectful husband's I fully reject this theoretical shota gene and I'm becoming a fucking turtle because fuck being a weak bitch like all shotas are

Sounds pretty nice, I'd be down for that.

>kiss your sister
Do Americans really?

show me someone who, on this planet, looks like a 10 year old despite being an adult

You

Would never work in society only in the 2d realm can this work.

What I meant by 'shota gene' is the look the way Luka, Luka's dad and Heinrich are drawn.

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god I wish that was me

lol

fuck off pedo

Yeah but then they ruin it with "LMAO IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE'RE STEP"
Fucking pussies, shit infuriates me.

Video games

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i'd like my hair to become good again, sure

MGQ is a video game yes.

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What are some games with good gameplay where I can play as a cute shota and romance teenage girls and women?

Mods will fix that

I'd be down, being an awkward lonely shota would at least be considered cuter than being an awkward lonely autistic manchild.

MGQ had no business being an actually decent engaging game but damn it was, unironically enjoyed the gameplay when the girls got too weird and repulsive in it.

You would still be considered a pedo if caught. And thrown into prsion to get fucked by 30 niggas...wait this wouldn't happen.

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only in Alabama

Is Paradox translated yet?

Nah, if I was the shota then whoever was fucking me would be the pedo desu

I'd be okay with it but only if I get to score with a human mage and/or qt angel.

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Visual Novels aren't video games.

The gameplay was just a series of commands in order, it wasn't even a turn based RPG more like a reaction and resource management game.
The story and plot are pretty good tho.

I'd be fine with it. You should know it might not be as easy to get laid as you think. The world is not full of hot horny pedophillic oneesamas.

I didn't touch Paradox myself. I only played the OG trilogy.

That sure is a lot of words, lefty

tell that to 17 year fucking another 17 year old both would be considered pedos in today's society.

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I'm pretty sure I'll never get laid anyway so

You can read congratulations user I'm so proud of you clearly a education wasn't wasted on you.

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>lock the cutest human to Alice's route
Why would torotoro do this?

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Me too but I want MOOOORE.

I have it, eternal 15yo looking, the good its i found a eternal loli gf (14yo looking).

Fair enough lol.

Depends, are we going by animu rules where me being a shota means I attract girls by the hundreds, or real world rules where I look awkward as fuck for most of my adult life?