>told my mom when i was a child that i liked videogames
>she gifted me this
Told my mom when i was a child that i liked videogames
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what color are the bricks? brown?
Wow I can't believe this game ripped off Minecraft
Your mom is based. Fuck you.
gee thanks grandma...
These are fucking awesome though
>9999 games in 1 console
How did they do it?
>No Doug button
Can't get angry at grandma
Be reasonable, user
>>No Doug button
Im disappointed in the button but not this video
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>want a Tetris machine
>see that shit on store and want it
>dad says "no", but mom buys it later
>dad sees me playing, takes it to the fucking bathroom because he had no newspaper to read
>returns it but refuse that shit back
>mother buys me another and hide it
>dad broke the other one in 2 days
Yeah, fuck you dad.
>>returns it but refuse that shit back
You refused to touch your dads fingerpoopprints?
Brick Game was fucking lit. I had a red one, it was amazing.
>9999 in 1
>all Tetris and a racing game variations
this was my childhood, pretty much.
I still have one, the one with the mouse that's kind of an olive green. I played the 'tank' game more than the others.
I’m one of those weird people who don’t like candy. It’s like that little stick figure comic where the guy says everyone who likes beer is pretending to like beer just because he doesn’t like beer, except I’m not a cunt and understand that everyone likes what they like. I like beer and other bitter stuff. I don’t like sweet stuff or rich desserts.
I tell you this because, when I was a little kid, the only reason I went trick or treating was to give the candy I got to my grandmother and dad. My grandmother had ALS and died in a really dirty fashion that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Your granny isn’t gonna be here forever and you’ll regret being shitty to her. I regret being shitty to my grandmother, even though I know she thought it was just a boy being a boy and growing up and probably thought it was cute.
Free bitcoin with that
Holy shit user, are you a giant?
I had one of those too.
It was pretty based. It's pretty amazing how many games they managed to fit into it without duplicating.
>9999 in 1
>lol jk it's 99
Well, that's just fake advertisement.
polystation bros ASSEMBLE
Here's your Playstation, honey.
Yeah. I remember being already pissed because i was playing and he just took it from my hands when he didnt even wanted to waste money on that thing
Was that the Polystation? I remember different versions of that and people falling for that.
That's a random Google image
Here were I live we called those (the Famiclones in general, not just that one) "Nikitas".
Not sure why this name caught up but everyone called them that.
>asked for a Nintendo DS
>be me, 8 yo
>it's my birthday
>my dad, an extreme boomer, has bought me one of those chink plastic handelds that's shaped like a steering wheel
>it has a fuckton of buttons
>happy as fuck, start it up immediately
>it's one of those racing games that were bundled up in those "999 games in one" consoles with tetris graphics
>all the buttons but a couple are fake, just plastic bumps on the console
>start crying and my dad starts apologizing to me
I still feel bad about that
got one of these for a bday before I eventually got my first Gameboy and I really appreciated it. Can't go too wrong with Tetris.
Plus the 90's didn't have screens built into everything. Gaming on the go!
It was the future!
>I got that new Sonic game you wanted Billy!
T-thanks Grandma......
>Nikitas
Kek. That sounds like a MK character or some south america soap opera
Based and Polystationminded
I owned multiple gameboys and DSes as a wee lad and still liked to play these dinky little pieces of junk. Especially the ones from mcdonald’s.
I live in Portugal but it seems like they called them that in Brazil too.
Here, I just Google one for sale and that's what the seller is calling it.
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This was the true Eurobeat.
unironically based
Include Tetris 1000 times
It also had Tetris with non-standard bricks, arcanoid, tanks, snake, some weird games I still have no idea how to play, frogger.
>It's actully a pov porn game where you play as Patty Mayonaise
>The "Faster" and "Doug" buttons is her yelling intructions while Doug pounds her
I am also from Portugal, but I completely forgot about that shit
Portugal had a lot of shit like that in the 90s, but mostly fake Ataris and SNES ones(some that were similar to Famicoms). I mean, every mall had a small store with those and colored cartridges on display
When we moved house 3h drive I got to open a present in the car and it a ghost catcher game. I can't shownimg coz my ip range is banned because I guess some autists ruined it and they obviously lack the skill to ban specific ones.