What the fuck? Masturbation isn't even a sin

>I'd just kill myself but they said suicide was a sin.
kek I also heard that from soneone back in highschool because I was a depressed fuck and they liked me

what happens after?

It's an edit I couldn't find the original

The Bible contradicts itself hundreds of times. It's dumbs.

>gwen onahole
Doesn't exist. You were posting about it last night. Masturbation isn't a sin in the Bible. The passage they quote saying it is, is actually coitus interruptus. Where Onan is fucking a woman and pulls out. That's the sin. If you call Christians on this, they say 'well the sin is letting sperm die' and that opens up a huge amount of issues. Such as, wet dreams, the fact only a single sperm makes it to an egg and millions die and sperm die constantly inside you.

>Thou shalt not kill
Funny because the ancient jews killed quite a bundle of people

>what happens after?
>He doesn't know

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putting a shotgun to your head wouldn't actually kill you, brainlet

More like every '""human being""" who didn't support BLM went to hell.

Do I become a more badass demon the more I jerk off then?

Long story short, the proper translation is thou shall not murder but linguistic historians only discovered it recently and no one is going to update the Bible

Also you can't become demon.

Remember when The Onion was good?

user, I’m already a demon ...

>Coomers are literally satan
Motherfucking based

Doom is tongue in cheek like that, dumbass.

>no one is going to update the Bible
It’s been updated multiple times lol

The Bible isn’t one book but a series of books written in different moments in history and directed towards different people. Any contradictions are contextual.

Of course I don't
If I knew, I wouldn't be asking...

>cuckstianity is fake
we know that already

you're literal faggot going
UUUHM EXCUSE ME! SOURCE???
you didn't understand the overall meaning of the fucking book you dumb idiot.
Life is a gift from God and throwing it away is a sin.

None of you retards remembers "no impure thoughts and Impure acts" none of your remember sodom and gomorrah?
Yes jacking off is a sin like anal sex oral sex and other fetishes(even vaginal with condom).
Why?
Sex is for procreation, a tool to generate life, ejaculating into an ass is the equivalent of throwing seeds into a desert, it's fruitless and sterile.
Now this concept is way too spiritual for your/my rotten porn addicted brain, thank the jews for that.

Porn is bad for you anons. Don't fap. Get a girlfriend.

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>Nobody has seen the face of God
>He saw the face of God
Uh-huh. Contextual.

>cuckstianity

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yeah, that's the problem with faith. if you're already at the point where you accept things at face value just because you want to believe in them, you'll quickly start deviating from your scripture and not even realize because just having faith in your headcanon is really no different from what you're already doing anyway.

I will once I die fueled with all the hatred and inhumanity within. That or literally sell my soul. Either way, nothing in Berserk will have shit on my power.

Then I'll eagerly help sending my new king more souls while gleefully butchering too many of you retarded faggots.

if she's not living at my place I'd still masturbate tho

the problem is they are claiming the people who wrote it were infused by the holy spirit. so I guess the holy spirit either has dementia or can't keep his own bullshit straight

Because humans are already demons and we're serving our time in the actual hell in order to prove ourselves worthy of Heaven.

Oppai loli is hot, plebeian.

It's not good for you

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Demons and humans are 2 different beings. Since when some coomer can become a fallen angel?

That isn't how hell works. Demons are fallen angels, you can't fall as an angel if you were never an angel in the first place. What actually happens to sinners like yourself is you are given a second chance at the rebirth of Christ, which if you fail to accept will result in your obliteration from existence, a final death.

>Wherever you go, there's a ready christian trying to convert you.

Holy shit, senpai, leave me alone.

I somehow think you don't believe that

Jesus Christ what a pathetic faggot, why would you write this cringe manifesto

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sources

>what is theonion

Avoid fapping

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Explain where more demons come from.

>Thou shalt not kill
wasn't the very first order of god to adam was to subdue and rule over all of creation ?

>masturbation is a sin
>masturbating means you go to hell forever
>also no we wont provide each man a woman to prevent masturbation

Is there anyway i can cure my premature ejaculation? Ive tried kegels and it didnt help, i feel like it actually may have hurt because now i cant get as hard. Maybe pulled something to hard. Whenever my dick is in a wet hole i just want to coom right away and i cant get hard again until like 30 minutes later

>if i no cum i die
weak scum

tfw aware of this but still hooked even with a gf
Kill me

Actually, oblivion sounds fine regardless. It's only a shame I can't end any of this shit by force with my own unrecognizable hands.

Fuck you, I gazed into the abyss, but liked what I saw.

too late, I found the 2nd one:
Lost Brush by Meme50
think I found the first one: Eroina Hitoduma – Manga no youna Hitozuma to no Hibi 2 | Life with Married Women Just Like a Manga 2 [English]

>jesus never shows himself because this world is a test and you have to have faith in something you cannot prove exists
>except at the second coming, where you'll have undeniable proof it's all true, and then you're given basically a free pass to convert
religion just keeps getting more and more lenient, eventually you idiots won't even have commandments

>oblivion sounds fine
Only the assasin missions are good, the rest of the game is trash.
>No I mean
Not vidya.

>I gazed into the abyss, but liked what I saw.
LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=1r98-33BrMk

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God imagine how your gf feels.

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I implore you all to read the Bible for yourselves with an open mind, and consult a Catholic priest on resources you can read further to answer questions you may have.
Faith is ultimately at the root of any learning process, and if you simply reject an entire premise the moment you can't understand something, you'll never grow as a person.
Some of history's greatest minds have struggled with greater questions and doubts than anything you've read online from troubled and misguided individuals, and only found renewed and strengthened faith as a result.
Give yourself that chance.