17 minutes until literally nothing

Just remaster Snap, that's all I want

this shit on youtube or something?

Please don't announce Sinnoh remakes... Please don't announce Sinnoh remakes... Please don't announce Sinnoh remakes...

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>can't use Scyther on Showdown in the new OU
Man, even when I didn't buy that trash heap I still get cucked by their decisions.

WITH THE POKEMON COMPANY?
NO WAY!

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The presentation is only 11 minutes long. This is what it's going to be:
>"sorry, the expansion pass has been delayed due to chinavirus, here's some footage to make up for it, bye!"

>Announcing remakes in the middle of DLC season so people think "oh I will wait for those then"

Literally retarded.

Link? please?

Pokemon VR MMO with haptic feedback body suit that allows you to have sex with your Pokemon. Also it has hand tracking for pokeball throwing and puffin feeding. All regions including Orre and even Orange Islands. All characters from the whole series AND anime characters including Ash. Included as a bonus minigame is Pokemon Puzzle League 2 with online multi-player, catching mechanics and a story that goes through every season of the anime.

Also Arcsystems is making a 2D fighter on the DBFZ engine with EVERY Pokemon playable and every trainer selectable.

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So is this a stream or a video?

I want Pokemon Snap 2.

Why the fuck do you want a remake for a game you can finish in like 1 hour?

gimme link :(

youtube.com/watch?v=WEVctuQTeaI

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What was the point in writing this?

REMAKES FUCKING CONFIRMED It's Let's Go 2, remaking gen 2.

Your wishlist makes you sound like a retard Phillip

Fuck you, detractor.

wow look, nothing!

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4 If sinnoh remakes

>Pokemon Presents
So they really were gifts, not products.

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i completely forgot about this lol, thanks for the heads up

If there's no Sinnoh I am actually leaving this franchise behind forever

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>detractor
Do u know what that word means

wtf is this real?

Unless every single employee that works for Gamefreak and the Pokémon company dies and gets replaced, I can’t be excited for anything Pokémon related.

Pokemon Colosseum 3 with triple battles
PLEASE

Detective pikachu, calling it now

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Doesn't the dude who runs Serebii (known Pokemon insider) basically hinted that there'll be nothing worth noting in this video?

>11 minute presentation
holy fuck it is literally going to be nothing

Imagine not already leaving the franchise behind lmao. Are you a glutton for punishment? What do you get out of these games anymore?

It will be nothing. They will shill the dlc and say that a new game will be launched november.

Shut up tripfag

>Live chat is disabled
Not looking good pokechads

EVERYONE SHUT UP IT'S STARTING!
youtu.be/WEVctuQTeaI

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youtube.com/watch?v=WEVctuQTeaI&feature=emb_title
stream i guess?

They did announce a Detective Pikachu game for the Switch like a year ago with no footage or trailer attached. It's probably that.

nope. It was retooled and we're now getting Health Inspector Pikachu.

It's a fucking game not a god damn console what do you expect?

I bought Shield but there's no fucking chance in hell I'm ever buying the DLC.

I like Sinnoh

Joe is a fat retard that doesn’t know anything and hes constantly proven wrong, also he stinks

yeah i just remembered it before, which is why i made this call

This

Monitoring this thread

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Cruisin on down Route 2...

Just give me pokemon stadium with six pokemons out

BATTLE BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS.

Ready for disappointment

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Arcsys is busy with gachashit

Replay dppT then idiot, even normies agree Pokémon is a dead man walking. You have to literally be retarded to continue supporting these people

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I have no idea what to expect, they already have releases for 2020. Would they release a main game on TOP of the DLC?

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imagine being a pokemon fan in 2020

No? Why would you think that? I’m only here for salt mining

holy fuck nintendies really are quick to defend anything

this 5 says it's gonna be remake

No, THIS 5 says it's going to be another expansion pass full of NOTHING

I really hope they don't announce another mainline Pokemon RPG. Sword and Shield was already half-assed and I feel like just giving the devs a year or two won't be enough time.

you mean this 7

>retards actually want gen 4 remakes when every game since HGSS has been worse than the last

>inb4 nothing

FUUUUUUCK

LET'S FUCKING GO

STANTLER AND LICKITUNG

Hope it's not just mobile shit like a pokemon masters update.

I'm not. Ultra sun was the last game I bought, I'm just bored.

How did Nintendo drop the ball so hard, all they had to do was a regular direct, not even an E3 direct, and they couldn't even manage that, instead we get to look at a trailer for Pokemon DLC.

>countdown to a countdown
i always forget they do this

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Why is Groudon so based?

>extra countdown
This shit better be good

YOU FOOOL
this 5 will cancel your 5!

>timer for a timer
why do companies do this?

I just want Pokeball Capsules back

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b-based?

dubs say it's nothing

wow it's fucking nothing

SWORD AND SHIELD ARE BEING PATCHED TO SUPPORT E-READER!!!!!!!

Why is it so GENERIC
At least play some POKEMON music

The Pokémon fan base literally cannot control themselves. It’s like watching someone with Stockholm syndrome choose to eat shit because that’s all they’ve ever eaten before

Cinderace for Smash!

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Here it comes guys.

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AHHH FARCHET GALAR IN POKEMON GO HAS BEEN RELASED WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

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>pokemon sleep
>pokemon phone shit
what else?

SMILE

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's nothing

COME ON EVERYPONY SMILE SMILE SMILE

SMILE
THOUGH YOUR HEART IS ACHING

BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH MOTHERFUCKER

BRUSH YOUR TEETH, TRAINER!

EGAO

>the black pikachu
Black lives really DO matter huh

N
O
T
H
I
N
G

>Pokemon Smile

SMILE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pokemon SMILE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

POKEMON SMILE

i havent brushed my teeth in 2 years

MY SHINY TEETH THAT TWINKLE

>Toothbrush game
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

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A FUCKING TOOTH BRUSH

SUNSHINE SUNSHINE

lmaooo

EGAO

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LOL

POKEMON BRUSH YOUR TEETH

JAPANESE MILF NOT INCLUDED

BRUSH YOUR TEETH POKEFAGS

PIKACHU IS WEARING BLACKFACE

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>Pokemon is for toddlers

Based

>Pokemon toothbrushing
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>POKEMON SMILE

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holy shit poke toddlers

YOU CAN SMILE AGAIN
(TAIYOU ABITE)

SMILE

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BASED
BRUSH THEM TEETHS

SMILE Zig Forums

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>Pokemon Company thinks its fanbase isn't old enough to brush their teeth
holy shit kek

WHAT PARENT IS UP AT 9AM FOR THIS SHIT

bruh

>Grown adults play games from this series for literal babies

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Unironically the best Pokemon game in over a decade. You can't prove me wrong niggers.

This shit is creepy yo.

Kinda cute though.

JUST LIKE THE STARS IN SPACE

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>Literal child’s game
The state of Pokefags

Nintendies hygiene is so bad they need a game to help them brush their teeth.

FINALLY

Ah, it's not even a game. Excellent.

>Sorry we couldn't put effort into SwSh, we were too busy brushing our teeth

GOTY BAYBAY

so far it's literally a baby game

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I thought this wasn't for another 24 hours or so, wish I had noticed sooner, hope it's not too long so I can watch it once it's over instead and laugh at pokefags

Who do they think watches these presentations?

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god I wish I was a kid again

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A FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH

Imagine still playing this in your late 20s/early 30s

>The absolute fucking state
How will pokefags ever recover?

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>using the minty jew

I don't understand why you'd put this shit out to ugly disgusting unhygenic retards watching this stream

NIGGACHU IS REAL HOLY FUUUUUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is worse than expected nintecucks BTFO'd to the moon and beyond holy fuck

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And thats all thanks for watching

game clearly aimed at kids and brushing teeth

i always knew Nintendo knows they got man children as fans

Will pokefags finalyl get that they obsess over a kids game?

BLM

This is fucking stupid.
I am humiliated.

I solidarity with the BLM movement, Pikachu has covered himself in coal.

Literal baby franchise, Jesus Christ.

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE, POKIES

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SHADOWDROP!?

NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

Pokemon fans old enough to have children

The Pokémon fan base consists of literal children and actual adult retards exclusively

CAFE

Well, maybe Pokemon fans will start brushing their Pikachu colored teeth now.

>no in app purchases
When's the last time that happened?

CUTE

END MY SUFFERING

BLM

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>POKEMON CAFE
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Cafe Mix girl is held at gunpoint
We need to save her

POKEMON CAFÉ
POOOOOOGGEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>no in-app purchases

Based Nintendo shitting on the dental jew

>it's all phone shit
AHAHAHAHAAHA

CUTE & YUMMY!

POKEMON MINIMUM WAGE WORKER

my wife
CLAIMED [X]

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Still more fun than TLOU2 lol

what is this train wreck of a direct? I love it!

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YOU JUST SWIRL IT AROUND

Trozei bros assemble

Cope

The woman narrating sounds like she's being held against her will.

Now we know why it wasn't a Nintendo Direct

It's phone shit

>pokemon teeth brushing
>pokemon wibble wobble

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>Unique puzzle game
Except there is 30 different versions already (including a YK one)

SHITTY MOBILE GAME HAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING

FUCK THE TOOTHBRUSH, WHERE'S MY POKEMON SLEEP?

I am actually fucking embarrassed watching this shit

>puzzle game
>basically a glorified match-3 bullshit where you just waggle your finger

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

God I didnt realize that was the shelf and not a stripe on its ear. I was thinking it was an Umbreon doll somehow

SHOW ME YOUR SMILES, MOTHERFUCKERS

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LINK

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>his toothpaste doesn't have bioglass in it
>he rinses instead of only spitting

I DON'T WANNA, PLEASE PIKACHU

So, in short CUMMY?

As a pokemon fan, after gen 8, I don't even disagree

I'll take the Lucario.

POKEMON CAFE LOL

based, pokemon wins again

The good stuff is coming up after these mobile games right? ..................................................................We're getting proper fun and challenging games..... ..................................right??

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Shitty Mobile Game, NOOOOOO!

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>pokemon wibble wobble

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PORNFAGS,
WHERE IS THE PORN?!??!??!

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Who actually plays this fucking shit? Honestly.

This franchise is for literal babies, you fucking morons.

Looks like the pokemon company figured out they can make even shittier games and get away with it.

The narrator sounds tired, like she initially did quite well in the first few takes but the director blew the lid at her.

On switch yeeeeeesssssss

Pikachu's a nigger.................

>Already past halfway
How the fuck

Reminder this is a franchise for toddlers.

So switch really is jsut an oversized phone

Will they make a Pokemon Candy Crush game next?

OH SHIT

>Pre-ordered
>Pre-registered
>Pre-downloaded
All on my mobile device!

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>free to start
>start

You mean PLAY, right nintendo? Surely you wouldn't charge for that crap?

FUCK

SNAP CONFIRMED

SNAAAAAAAAP 2

>pre-ordering a phone app
jesus christ

Oh SNAP

OH SHIT

POKEMON S N A P 2

GAMEFREAK WON PRESENTATION REDEEMED

As someone who pretty much only interacts with Pokémon in the sense that Lucario is a qt and some of the best jerkoff material, I didn't know this is all you guys have to look forward too, I'm so sorry...

OH SNAP

>free to start

LMAO

My favorite thing about all these trashy spinoffs is imagining Serebii begrudgingly powering through them so he can record all their aspects for his autistic fans

snap

based

POKEMON FUCKING SNAP

SNAP

oh shit

OH SHIT POKEMON SNAP!?

It's Pokemon SNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

SNAP 2 BABY

STREAM

youtu.be/WEVctuQTeaI

STREAM

youtu.be/WEVctuQTeaI

STREAM

youtu.be/WEVctuQTeaI

SNAP 2

POKEMON SNAP

*SNAP*
yep, this one's going to my based compilation

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

OOOHH IM GONNAAA SNAAAAAAAppp

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youtube.com/watch?v=WEVctuQTeaI
brush your teeth user

SNAP 2
LET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

presentation redeemed

whats the appeal of snap

POKEMON SNAP 2!

>Snap 2 looks better than the main Switch pokemon game

Game Freak blown the fuck out

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Pooookkkkeeeeemooon braaaazppppp yeeesssss my childhood

>getting excited for a fucking photography simulator
lmao

>Getting hype for on rails picture taking game
?????????????????

SNAP 2! FUCKING FINALLY!

POKEMON SNAP
NINTENDO WON

SNAP

IT'S SAVEDDDDDDD

POKEMON SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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WHY DOES THIS LOOK BETTER THAN SWSH?!

Some of yall stank breath need Pokémon smile

WE FUCKING WON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOUL IS BACK ON THE MENU

POKEMON SNAP 2

PS5 IS DEAD

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NINTENDO WON

SNAP BROS WE WON

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I FUCKING CALLED THIS SHIT!

SNAP TWO NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the apple literally disappearing

>reuse asset

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>not actual gameplay footage

FREE TO START HAHAAHHAAHAH im so happy nintendo is milking their fans

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Awwwwwww shit

New snap is pretty good.

wtf I love gamefreak now

>iphone/android
>iphone/android
>iphone/android
They really are doubling down on this anti-Nintendo trend

>game looks promising
>turns out it's pokemon snap
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PUT IN SOME EFFORTS

>Not actual gameplay footage
>still looks like 2002 dogshit

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What did they mean by this?

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>now in development
Snap 2 is like 3+ years away from release.

>pokemon snap

FUCK YES actually

Nostalgia

>over 20 years ago

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>gamefreak
retard

>Pokemon Go in 2020
LOL

>go

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YOUUUUUUUU!

SNAP 2 FUCK YEAH

SNAP 2 HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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reminder that pokemon snap was never good, people just pretend to like it to fit in

It's a mobile game, what do you expect?

>New snap is pretty good.

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ALL PHONES GAMES
BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH

IT'S NEW SUPER SNAP WORLD
EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT
THERE'S WATER IN THE SKY
BLOCKS EVERYWHERE
YOSHI COINS

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Fuck Snap might actually get me to buy a Switch.

more games revealed in 8 minutes than any E3 ever had in the course of a week

>Snap 2
I expected nothing and got the game I've wanted since I was a kid

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